Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[MrSmith]

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One of my mining partners worked the Tuscon tunnels. Had his round drilled, loaded and ready to shoot. Had called the electricians to shut down the fan. Bad to shoot against a running fan, the air pressure waves mess up the bearings. Sparkys weren't showing up and he was getting pissed. He was working gypo, more footage means more pay. Fans running hard 480V, 120-130 amps or so. He tells me " Bastards, I went and got my axe and fuk'n cut that cable in two!" He got quiet, looked me right in the eye and said "Don't ever do that".

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[Boatninja]

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Lot's of meat and potatoes there! Prolly plenty of gravy too!!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[nockhunter]

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Never send a firearm to "THE VIEW"

 

[168BTHPM]

NASA says this is the swirling magnetic field around our galaxies black hole.

APOD: 2024 April 1 – Swirling Magnetic Field around Our Galaxy's Central Black Hole

A different astronomy and space science related image is featured each day, along with a brief explanation.

apod.nasa.gov

They are lying and just covering up for @Dirty D because this was his colonoscopy after grandma got done pegging him.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[clcustom1911]

I’ll never understand the screeching and screaming response to stuff. Instead of hysterics, maybe be thinking about what to do next.

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The Accuracy of this Accuracy meme has Accuracy

 

[tomcatmv]

C'mon man. Whatever happened to milf Monday?

 

[Long_Action]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[XP1K]

 

[Maple One]

 

[Maple One]

 

[Barneybdb]

New keyboard arrived.......

 

[lash]

Bonus, second OCD picture of the day.

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No. Burn it down and start over.

 

[lariat]

No. Burn it down and start over.

And fire everyone.

 

[brianf]

Bonus, second OCD picture of the day.

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I wonder if it’s building or removing?

I’ve seen guys just run a circular saw across for removal

 

[MadDuner]

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One hail storm away from a toxic waste disposal problem....

 

[37L1]

I wonder if it’s building or removing?

I’ve seen guys just run a circular saw across for removal

Look at the alignment of the trusses.

 

[Porksboy]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[cas6969]

Went to a little political rally today in town.
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Guys this is sad and a little scary. He's clearly set up a whole imaginary rally and parade complete with cardboard cutouts all by himself. You'll notice there's no one else in any of the photos. What is this a Biden rally? He probably did the whole thing in his back yard. It might be time for an intervention. I'm starting to think the whole fiancé thing might all be in his head as well, just photoshop.

 

[Dirty D]

NASA says this is the swirling magnetic field around our galaxies black hole.

APOD: 2024 April 1 – Swirling Magnetic Field around Our Galaxy's Central Black Hole

A different astronomy and space science related image is featured each day, along with a brief explanation.

apod.nasa.gov

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They are lying and just covering up for @Dirty D because this was his colonoscopy after grandma got done pegging him.

Your Nana got skills!

 

[Arc Light]

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One good hail storm, like happened in Texas, and there goes millions of taxpayer money down the drain.

Effing morons and their "green energy", LOL.

 

[TheHorta]

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What I get from this pic: it takes this many solar panels to provide reliable power to one single family home.

 

[cas6969]

monday

 

[Dirty D]

 

[babyguppy]

Sorry. You OCD guys are having a rough time today.

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Home Depot 2x6's

 

[Mike Casselton]

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And that right there is an eyesore almost as bad as those windmills.

 

[Hobo Hilton]

What I get from this pic: it takes this many solar panels to provide reliable power to one single family home.

What I get is "There is a lot of Government money that is unaccounted for".
If Go Green is the greatest thing since sliced bread........ Why is it being funded by "The Government" ?

Blackstone nears deal to buy former Britishvolt site in northern England

US buyout firm has plans to build a vast data centre to tap growing demand for computing power

www.ft.com

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

Would someone please give @akmike47 some help with deleting a Tweet?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

When you absolutely have to dominate the wife and kids in a Nerf gun war.

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Idjets..............

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[canman]

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I worked in a Ford dealer back in the "70's. The parts manager was a real asshole. We did that to his car, on 3 wheels. He never said anything but that must have been quite a ride home.

 

[brianf]

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The eyes would close when you put the handset down

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Saw Celtic Woman Sat night. Was smitten by this little minx.

 

[168BTHPM]

I worked in a Ford dealer back in the "70's. The parts manager was a real asshole. We did that to his car, on 3 wheels. He never said anything but that must have been quit a ride home.

When I was working in a shop we put a rocker panel on the owner's truck. I glued 6 marbles to the inside of the rocker reinforcement with wood glue. It took a while, but once the wood glue let go he had 6 marbles rolling around inside of his rocker panel.

Another good trick is to put a 1 ounce fishing weight hanging from the bottom of the driver's door glass. Make the string just long enough the weight swings around and hits the door when the window is rolled up, but it settles into the bottom of the door when the window is rolled down.

Okay, last one. Duct tape a piece of bicycle inner tube to the drive shaft of your buddies pickup. Trim the inner tube so it will just barely miss the floor of the cab. Once the truck gets rolling the centrifugal force of the drive shaft spinning will cause the inner tube to stretch and start slapping the floor of the truck.

Tune in next week when I teach your 5 year old kids to put mayonnaise in squirt guns and food coloring in water ballons.

 

[Ramius]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Note to self, when shooting at a car jacker kill him, don't give him a chance to kill you.

Well... fair is fair.

God man... learn to shoot. (I hope he lived to testify in court though. That was brutal.)

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[168BTHPM]

Well... fair is fair.

God man... learn to shoot. (I hope he lived to testify in court though. That was brutal.)

The car jacker that stole the truck and ran over the guy lived. The guy that got hit by the truck died.