Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Lawless]

It has been so wet here I couldn’t get in the garden to get it ready. Well we are 2 weeks late but it’s ready to plant.

Slim the Racer always comes by for a visit when I do anything to the garden.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

How can we abide by a system invented by fucks who don't even know what side of the vehicle to put the steering wheel on?...


R

At least the British cars don’t have 5 reverse gears and one forward gear…

Like the French Army Staff cars!

And it was the French who invented the metric system!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Scenario 1… of it’s 9 feet down the cadaver dogs can’t smell it.

Also for land burial… coyotes will strip in three days. Mice and rodents eat the bones in a year.

Underground preserves for centuries

Sirhr

 

[Rthur]

At least the British cars don’t have 5 reverse gears and one forward gear…

Like the French Army Staff cars!

And it was the French who invented the metric system!

Sirhr

You're harshing on my groove.
Now everybody knows.

So the folks that gave you this battle flag:

Invented the metric system...


R

 

[sirhrmechanic]

New addition to my Ring Camera light to discourage visitors…

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[Ichi]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Ichi]

 

[timesublime]

Klaipeda, Lithuania

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[P-Squared]

Scenario 1… of it’s 9 feet down the cadaver dogs can’t smell it.

Also for land burial… coyotes will strip in three days. Mice and rodents eat the bones in a year.

Underground preserves for centuries

Sirhr

Don't forget the Hawks, Vultures, and Ravens. Even worms have to eat.

 

[MadDuner]

Don't forget the Hawks, Vultures, and Ravens. Even worms have to eat.

We have millions of untraveled, unvisited, deserted and desolate desert in my AO. There would never be any reason to do anything to a body but leave it out there. Nobody is going out there looking anyway.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

We have millions of untraveled, unvisited, deserted and desolate desert in my AO. There would never be any reason to do anything to a body but leave it out there. Nobody is going out there looking anyway.

Leave your phone at home. Use a vehicle that is more than 25 years old. Keep your mouth shut.

 

[101st]

Take the train they said

https://x.com/TRIGGERHAPPYV1/status/1797297262718050421

 

[jpjulian]

Cats with arthritis???

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Take the train they said

https://x.com/TRIGGERHAPPYV1/status/1797297262718050421

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[cas6969]

 

[fpgt72]

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Reminds me of the cartoons that once existed in Playboy, for all I know they could still exist. That was some funny stuff, and really good art.

 

[fpgt72]

What is really bad is when you loose an "unattainable" bit of brass. 30 Remington 30-40 Krag or 7.5 French does not grow on trees.

 

[fpgt72]

True?

https://www.youtube.com/@EvilFoodSupply/videos

 

[fpgt72]

This dang handle might be the single best accessory I have ever bought for alleviating pain. Holy hell if you have a lot of trimming to do or use your Kombi tool for other things….,just buy one. It is fantastic.

Back pain be gone!

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I ran that infernal machine this weekend, today I can't stand straight. I am going to look into this.

 

[theLBC]

 

[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]

 

[hlee]

True?

Sure, why not. Margarine is composed of Carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen. Plastics are composed of carbon and hydrogen. But, then again, all life is composed primarily of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen. Using the same logic as the post, humans are “one molecule away from plastic.” (That said, I take exception with oxygen being termed a “molecule” as in this context it is an elemental component of the molecules under discussion.)

The above notwithstanding, if it was found on X-Insta-snap-face-tube-toc, it is false.

 

[Jigstick]

Pigs wil

Scenario 1… of it’s 9 feet down the cadaver dogs can’t smell it.

Also for land burial… coyotes will strip in three days. Mice and rodents eat the bones in a year.

Underground preserves for centuries

Sirhr

Pigs will eat one in a couple hours. And shit it out the next day.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pigs wil

Pigs will eat one in a couple hours. And shit it out the next day.

Ok… when the police ditch their dogs for cadaver pigs… I’ll set the backhoe for deeper.

In the interim…

Also read that the police are trading in their German Shephards for coon-hounds. They’ll go back to the shepherds if the Germans become a problem again.

Sirhr

 

[Jigstick]

Throw the deer carcasses into the hog pen and they make it disappear in hours

 

[91Eunozs]

…reminded me that I need to get my sticker affixed to something.

 

[Llatikcuf]

I spent 7 years there myself.

Nice. I worked at every camp from Coldfoot north except for Atigun. Also stayed at Pump 4.

 

[theLBC]

 

[babyguppy]

Scenario 1… of it’s 9 feet down the cadaver dogs can’t smell it.

Also for land burial… coyotes will strip in three days. Mice and rodents eat the bones in a year.

Underground preserves for centuries

Sirhr

movies say,,
Find a dead buffalo, elk, or moose carcass and place inside

 

[theLBC]

 

[Modoc]

What is really bad is when you loose an "unattainable" bit of brass. 30 Remington 30-40 Krag or 7.5 French does not grow on trees.

Add 25-20 to that list

 

[Llatikcuf]

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And alcohol. Fifths have been 750ml for many years.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[hlee]

Scenario 1… of it’s 9 feet down the cadaver dogs can’t smell it.

Also for land burial… coyotes will strip in three days. Mice and rodents eat the bones in a year.

Underground preserves for centuries

Sirhr

The scavengers on our deer lease will dispose of the remains of a dressed deer carcass (spine, ribs, skin, internal organs) overnight.