Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Expert684]

some of y’all would pay for this smh
If she took the mask and her clothes off, I'd tell you just how much I would pay!

 

[EddieNFL]

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Headed the tomorrow. Hope they sell tshirts.

 

[EddieNFL]

Reminds me of our first trip to NAS Fallon with the B-1Bs.
The first evening all four of our aircraft were directed to the hot pits for refueling.
The F-16s and F-18s were in bound as we rolled up to the hot pits.

Someone on the squid side didn't have any idea of the actual size of our aircraft. Ship 1 taxied up to the mid pit and the wings overhung the rest. The pit chief started bitching and moaning because their aircraft were very low on fuel. You should have seen his reaction when he found out two aircraft needed 180,000# and the other two needed 220,000#.

There was no way to move our jets out of the way, so the fighters had to be shut down until we were done.

The next night, we were directed to park on our apron area for refuel.

They sent a single short truck.

Oh boy, here we go again....

Roosevelt Roads in 87. Needed to get to a gunship, but could not drive on the navy’s active. They had a PO3 take me out. We get to the active and he looks at me and asked, “Where do we cross?” Dude, I’ve been here less than an hour.

 

[Ramius]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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That meme has been going around the shop here a lot, so this morning I bought 3 4-packs of compressed gas dust blasters in and plonked them down on a bench in front of everybody and said "Motherfuckers, don't forget... WE USE COMPRESSED AIR up in here, all right? If yall need more, just stick a note in the printer in the overhead office"...

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[143lrsd]

Here's a romantic story for some of you sentimental types. This was the last letter @Dirty D wrote to Hustler magazine.



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[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[TCreedmoor]

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Dirty D uses the “smart straw” for sounding.

 

[Dirty D]

@Threadcutter308 be like

 

[Dirty D]

Dirty D uses the “smart straw” for sounding.

Unless it’s your mom then I need a yardstick

 

[Dirty D]

 

[oneshot86]

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Somebody done stole her titties

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[300rem7]

The awful waffle

 

[Old Man with Gun]

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Awful House

 

[Dirty D]

Awful House

It’s not the only reason why

 

[Mike Casselton]

Awful House

Twatwaffle House

 

[lash]

Twatwaffle House

Winner!

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[babyguppy]

Twatwaffle House

Blue Waffle

 

[Old Man with Gun]

Blue Waffle

Pooters

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Hippy_Steve]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[143lrsd]

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[Shooter McGavin]

Hate to break it to him but there are desperate guys out there and we don't need these offspring in the world, so let them have their abortions. Also, I have changed my mind on late term abortions. If needed some should be aborted at anytime.

 

[Zap_Rowsdower]

 

[Expert684]

@Threadcutter308 be like
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[168BTHPM]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Hippy_Steve]

 

[LeonBlank]

Take my money

 

[capthook]

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Roof top Koreans...bad ass

 

[mosin46]

original founders of the kyle riitenhouse association.

 

[lash]

 

[nikonNUT]

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Where is this and how do I apply?

 

[Crewdog135]

Roof top Koreans...bad ass

A few months back I was talking to a some guys at work and the subject of "rooftop Koreans" came up. One of the guys said his wife's uncle is actually one of the guys in the famous photo! I told him to tell her uncle that he is a hero!

 

[Mwalex]

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Hmmm,...Hooterwaffles!!

 

[BG94591]