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Well, apparently fat ugly chicks are for Biden!

I mean.... she always looked like she took a nose-dive out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yup... once again... fat ugly chicks go all Commie. Too bad her commie leading man Matt Damon "Mattdamon" (see Team America) didn't have big enough pecker to convert her to being an American.

Well, she'es now way too old and ugly for Biden to sniff. So guess she missed her window.

Sirhr
The black codes and Jim Crow essentially said if you aren't just like us, we don't want to see or hear you, you're excluded. Take that same idea and rename it cancel culture, and tell me what changed.
When you say whites should admit their privilege and understand that it's unreasonable to expect minorities to get an ID to vote, isn't that saying the white race is superior, just in slicked up language?
Nat Turner led a slave rebellion in 1831. By the end of that year, all but three former slave states passed laws outlawing teaching slaves how to read or write, some states outlawed teaching free blacks. If you send them to school and give them diplomas when a sizable portion can't read or do math at anything approaching a 12th grade level, what changed?

The only thing that changed is modern dems have much better publicists.
 

Well, apparently fat ugly chicks are for Biden!

I mean.... she always looked like she took a nose-dive out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yup... once again... fat ugly chicks go all Commie. Too bad her commie leading man Matt Damon "Mattdamon" (see Team America) didn't have big enough pecker to convert her to being an American.

Well, she'es now way too old and ugly for Biden to sniff. So guess she missed her window.

Sirhr
Something tells me that she left England and got her citizenship in the USA to pay less taxes. Then she left Los Angeles and went back to England to pay less taxes in California.
 
Something tells me that she left England and got her citizenship in the USA to pay less taxes. Then she left Los Angeles and went back to England to pay less taxes in California.
Taxes are for anyone who makes more or less than her...

Sirhr
 
One of those pictures sitting on my desktop for a while, because I can't remember if I saved it for this thread or saved it from this thread.

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It is that time of the year for sure.
Almost drove over this little guy in my Happy Jack Pasture.
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Yesterday had a set of twins jumping up ahead of the swather.
About two passes left they finally bounded off into the trees along the river.
The doe was nervously watching them from a safe distance

Crappy pic from office window but here she is nursing them about a week before

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Years ago a buddy and I rode the “easy riders route” to New Orleans for French Quarter Festival. 1992 I think.

My buddy gets approached by a street “con man” who bets him $5 he can tell him exactly where he got his shoes.

Don’t do it, we say.

Buddy says “no way is he going to know.”

So he makes the bet.

And the con man says “you got your shoes on Bourbon street, New Awleans, Louisiana.”

We all just said… pay the man. He got ya! And razzed him for a week!

Cheers!

Sirhr
 
Years ago a buddy and I rode the “easy riders route” to New Orleans for French Quarter Festival. 1992 I think.

My buddy gets approached by a street “con man” who bets him $5 he can tell him exactly where he got his shoes.

Don’t do it, we say.

Buddy says “no way is he going to know.”

So he makes the bet.

And the con man says “you got your shoes on Bourbon street, New Awleans, Louisiana.”

We all just said… pay the man. He got ya! And razzed him for a week!

Cheers!

Sirhr

When he handed him five bucks did the guy say, “Per shoe?”
 
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No need for the sad faces.....it's what they do as new borns. Don't touch them and mom will be back to get them. This one stayed put while we strung wire for a new building. Mom came back after we were done.
 
far side the best comic strip ever. only thing close now is dilbert. epoch times removed in and replaced it with tank mcnamara (woke/dei BS) wondering why? epoch times is not PC at all. normal business $ move? inquiring minds etc.
Agree with you on Dilbert. To answer your question in case you weren't tracking... "social outrage" and "hurt feelings" resulted in Dilbert in the warpath of the cancel culture last year.


Also rules...

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Agree with you on Dilbert. To answer your question in case you weren't tracking... "social outrage" and "hurt feelings" resulted in Dilbert in the warpath of the cancel culture last year.


Also rules...

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yea,tx,i kinda thought that. dilbert was def not dei or loving the corporate culture.
 
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One of those pictures sitting on my desktop for a while, because I can't remember if I saved it for this thread or saved it from this thread.

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I have come sooooo close to running them over while mowing/haying. So far, I have not hit one. But been within inches.

Sirhr