Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

I've been rolled in a 15'er, Northeaster in Hatteras, NC--By the time I surfaced, I was 3-400 yards south of where I was, I really don't know how I made it. Never did it again if it was over head high. I wonder how many f's that guy said before drinking salt water.
I wonder how many waves after that one pounded him back down.
 
A storm was rolling in towards SoCal and the waves were so big you couldn't paddle out. Dumb ass entry level surfer wants to go big so he takes his board and jumps off the end of the pier at Imperial Beach with it. This guy was a Navy diver, all hooya and shit. Was 9' tall and bulletproof. Some waves weren't going to scare him off. By God he was going to surf. He caught a good one, and absolutely got slammed and crushed. Getting rolled on the bottom in 15' of water will get your attention. Everything was turning yellow and he was starting to see sparkles before he finally broke the surface, and got a breath, only to have the next wave roll his ass again. This happened several more times before he made into calmer water and then shore. The guy was a dumb ass and had no business being out there. He learned a valuable lesson, and never went back out when it was rolling big again. Any resemblance I have to that guy is purely coincidence.
 
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A storm was rolling in towards SoCal and the waves were so big you couldn't paddle out. Dumb ass entry level surfer wants to go big so he takes his board and jumps off the end of the pier at Imperial Beach with it. This guy was a Navy diver, all hooya and shit. Was 9' tall and bulletproof. Some waves weren't going to scare him off. By God he was going to surf. He caught a good one, and absolutely got slammed and crushed. Getting rolled on the bottom in 15' of water will get your attention. Everything was turning yellow and he was starting to see sparkles before he finally broke the surface, and got a breath, only to have the next wave roll his ass again. This happened several more times before he made into calmer water and then shore. The guy was a dumb ass and had no business being out there. He learned a valuable lesson, and never went back out when it was rolling big again. Any resemblance I have to that guy is purely coincidence.
Been there, done that. On vacation in Hawaii. Wasn’t sure I was going to get out okay.
 
I dunno, I’m old. I wish my O-Ring would seal up that tight……….. :eek: :rolleyes::ROFLMAO:

You're welcome!
 
this is perfect to show those who say" a dog needs a big yard and putting them in a crate is cruel". my rotts loved their crates,went in voluntarily and had np staying in them for hours. also,the best way to house break a puppy. they're dening as well as pack animals. tying them out is the truely cruel thing.
 
this is perfect to show those who say" a dog needs a big yard and putting them in a crate is cruel". my rotts loved their crates,went in voluntarily and had np staying in them for hours. also,the best way to house break a puppy. they're dening as well as pack animals. tying them out is the truely cruel thing.
Yep. We haven't crated all of our dogs, but those that we did loved it.
 
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Oh Jeebuz, you OK ? :unsure::eek:

Yer not gettin' ready to do nuthin' stupid are you ? Leave that shit up to Dirty D. He's a perfeshional at stupid.......... ;) :ROFLMAO:
No not doing anything stupid. The dump cashier lady doesn’t work there anymore and the fluorescent red haired hussy moved.
 
Maybe so, but I’ll bet at least one of them can put a bullet in center mass from 130 yards. Them other boys from that other side, well, I suppose they can run a mile or so, and I guess they’re gonna need it because they Can’t Shoot Worth A Shit!
Center mass is where you shoot, head is on a swivel, and constantly moving. this is why I don't shoot deer, animals in head shots.there's to many chances head will move, twist away.
Thank God Trump is a mover
 
Hailey Welch: A classy Southern gal who is funny and has family values and morals. She delivers the smackdown to weirdos who wanted her to do Onlyfans.


Classy southern gal with family values.....lol, ok! Oh, and her "spittin on a dick" merchandise isnt authorized. Lol....yep, all class right there!

I hope the bar gets set higher, but to each their own.
 
Classy southern gal with family values.....lol, ok! Oh, and her "spittin on a dick" merchandise isnt authorized. Lol....yep, all class right there!


She said she just makes funny jokes, that's all. And earlier she said that she just likes to be hilarious and say shocking shit especially among a crowd. 😂