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Standby........some asswipe will be along shortly to let you know what you did or didn't do correctly.
I know what I did wrong... I didn't hire Mexicans... but there ya go. They are hard to find up here. And noone wants the snow beaners from North of here. Quebecians are the laziest fucks on the planet. Too poor to clean up their yards.
No bow kills... never got into bow hunting. Never interested in practicing enough to make for a humane kill. I have a crossbow, but never got around to killing anything with it. I look at it as more of a tool for use against sentries and poachers...
Bench pressing... I have not done that shit since the last Bush Administration... Now I just lift engine blocks, rocks, farm equipment, beer steins, Belt-feds, cannon barrels.... Bench pressing? Except for re-sizing .338 Lapua's on my bench press.. Ain't nobody got time for that bench-pressing crap... No idea what I bench now. I'm old, sore and stay off my lawn.
Sirhr
But you know when EVERYONE knows what time it is and is watching the clock? Pay day.
Fuuuuck, the ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS execution of the 1940s-1950s public service TV infomercial style and voice earns that a 10 out of 10...
like mine 20+ hr/day…ours are apparently still resting up for the coming invasion. Lazy shits. LoL
Nice job !! Holler next time you need some Mexicans !!
Have plent to spare here Senor
That’s what I;ve been needing to do to our home. We have a sharp bank directly in front of our home. Meant to build a wall, but it’s been needing it since we built this home in 1994, maybe I’ll get around to it. Could use the dirt down on the waterfront. Lakeside living means the yard keeps wanting to go to the lake
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RED and RED 2 are considered some of the great 'training films' at Langley.
Not that I'd know.
Sirhr
Holy Hell... finally used some of my home-made Ghost peppers in some cooking.
Fucking hell I am dying right now and need an ambulance. Fucking shit son of a bitch fucking Christ!
I thought I was inured from stupid-level hot shit... And then I put my home-grown Ghost peppers into food and I am about to fucking die.
Well, Ok. After my ring-burn tomorrow I may feel different. But I never thought I'd meet a pepper that would be too hot.
And I was wrong. Totally fucking wrong!
Sirhr
Fucking hell I am dying right now and need an ambulance. Fucking shit son of a bitch fucking Christ!
I thought I was inured from stupid-level hot shit... And then I put my home-grown Ghost peppers into food and I am about to fucking die.
Well, Ok. After my ring-burn tomorrow I may feel different. But I never thought I'd meet a pepper that would be too hot.
And I was wrong. Totally fucking wrong!
Sirhr
Buddy of mine grows reapers, scorpion, ghost peppers. Among an assortment of lesser intense ones like cherry bombs. Ate a half ripe scorpion once, fuck that! Never again. Now he makes hot sauce out of them, 3 drops for an entire plate of food is enough…
OK... I'm gonna live.
Just... folks... take some advice here.
Sirhr
Just... folks... take some advice here.
Sirhr
great work. this and the stuff like it earlier-where from? guys look asian or latin.
She lit that arrow with a Reaper Fart. That should make her eligible for consideration.
Keith
