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That's 10 times what my house sold for in 1961.
Zombies in the mist...I see a lot of caved in faces/deformities. The guy next to the circled guy with his tongue sticking out doesn't have any pupils; there's a vertically two-headed Indian too two rows back.
Edit: come to think the ones in this AI picture look more "normal" then the people that I actually attended her Las Vegas rally.
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There used to be a head to go with that hat until she came into my life.......
cant tell you, i didnt make the meme. if you find out, make sure you let us all know
and one would be best advised to leave them alone. i came across one dragging a cockroach away for a feed. went to smash it with a shovel but the slippery little sucker was faster than me. thought i was going to steal its meal and came after me
had one of our dogs (10 months old at the time) in the house at night when he copped stitches (under his left eye) after a fight with one of his brothers. i thought he might use the puppy pads that i put around the house, he did not. he remained at my side the whole night while i slept. daily at 6am he would nudge me with his wet nose to wake me so i could let him out to do his business. not once did he pee or poo in the house. never toilet trained them as they were never going to be house dogs being livestock guardians.
Everything in Britain is a sauce if its poured on top of something.
Ketchup sauce.
Salad sauce (dressing)
Meat sauce (AKA gravy)
Remember, these are the people that either abbreviate everything or give it some cutesy name.
Sunnies = sunglasses
Aircon = air conditioner
Wellies = Wellington boots
Presser = press release
And on and on.
It's all lazy and childish.
Sister shared this from 2 days ago. My oldest nephew and his wife live in the complex. They're fine. Third floor in a different building.
So if I pour vinegar on something it becomes a sauce? Or if I pour some cement on my dinner, it becomes cement sauce? Ok Einstein, nobody says “ketchup sauce”, “salad sauce” or “meat sauce”. It’s ketchup, salad cream and gravy.
Presser originates from PR Newswire - so it’s actually of American origin. Maybe you shouldn’t throw stones in your glass house… Sunnies/Shades, Aircon/AC, Wellies/well, you created fucking Crocs!
America comes up with some of the dumbest shit in the civilised world, you guys are the absolute worst for abbreviating or just flat out changing regular words out for gibberish. “Vacay” instead of vacation. You call trousers “pants”, like you’re still three years old. Worst of all, you are responsible for the rise of “ebonics” and its insidious creep into youth culture.
What is lazy and childish is turning everything that requires time and effort to say or write into a pointless acronym that saves little to no time anyway.
Who the fuck says salad cream? That’s gayer than two dicks touching. That’s “tossed salad with salad cream gay.”
I see the problem. Those are glasses, not cups...
It seems I struck a nerve somewhere.
Just so you know, we're in agreement with the Crocs.
Maybe salad cream is Man-O-Naise.
Sorry ma'am, I don't have any on hand. Give me a moment and I'll whip up a batch for you.
Stand back.
This
Became this
Which turned into this
Which, when mixed with stuff became this
Which upon closer inspection looks like this
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Became this
Which turned into this
Which, when mixed with stuff became this
Which upon closer inspection looks like this
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Missed a couple.
WTF is that thing next to the "blonde" guy with the pointy head on the left?
Which eventually ends up as tilapia food.
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