You need a license for a dog.
You need a license to build a backyard shed.
You need a license to get married.
But these oompa-loompas can squirt out kids like they are Pez dispensters. And there are no concerns that their spawn turns into gangbangers and mysogenated welfare rats. And worse. Not going to elaborate on 'worse.'
Oh... sorry. I'm bringing up some uncomfortable thoughts.
Sirhr
I first heard the license ito have a kid idea years ago. It really pissed me off. Over the past 40 years I’ve grown to accept the idea.