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[Longshot231]

Univision's Kamala Harris "town hall" for "undecided Latino Voters" was actually filled with avowed Kamala supporters

Last night’s Univision “town hall” with Kamala Harris was billed as an exciting opportunity for “undecided Latino voters” to question and evaluate the potential next President of the United States.

www.mtracey.net

I'm shocked!

 

[doubloon]

When the power is out and you have to revert to the old ways to get your morning cofeve!

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I've used a garlic press in a pinch.


But ...

 

[Mike Casselton]

I've used a garlic press in a pinch.


But ...

Boil water on the gas stove and make a pour over.
Or use the percolator, or the French press, or the little Imusa espresso maker.

Many, many ways to make good coffee without a coffee maker.

 

[Kjb1796]

My favorite coffee maker.

 

[Lawless]

 

[doubloon]

Boil water on the gas stove

Si. If you already have coffee grounds easy peasy.

But this is specific to @sirhrmechanic 's problem of grinding beans without power. I don't think that outlet in the 4runner will power the DeLonghi.

Been through about a dozen hurricanes and counting, been without power at least twice as many times. Have never and will never live in a house without natural gas on the Third Coast.

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I've used a garlic press in a pinch.


But ...

I tried to use 110v AC Plug in my Ram 3500 to run the tiny little coffee grinder... Guess what... It tripped the breaker.

The fucking Cummins Ram "Hey we offer you a 110VAC outlet in your truck.... " Can't run a tiny handheld %$#@ing coffee grinder! 110V means charging a laptop or maybe some kind of dildo or electric buttplug. But can't do a saw, a compressor, an electric drill... or even a teeny weenie little fucking coffee grinder! WTF...

So ended up with mortar and pestle. Worked great. Lit gas stove with a cigar lighter. All good there.

But pissed that my 1000 HP Ram (ghey-assed Greta-approved) can't even run a tiny little coffee grinder for the 30 seconds it takes to grind some beans.

Fuck modern vehicles!

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[timesublime]

I tried to use 110v AC Plug in my Ram 3500 to run the tiny little coffee grinder... Guess what... It tripped the breaker.

The fucking Cummins Ram "Hey we offer you a 110VAC outlet in your truck.... " Can't run a tiny handheld %$#@ing coffee grinder! 110V means charging a laptop or maybe some kind of dildo or electric buttplug. But can't do a saw, a compressor, an electric drill... or even a teeny weenie little fucking coffee grinder! WTF...

So ended up with mortar and pestle. Worked great. Lit gas stove with a cigar lighter. All good there.

But pissed that my 1000 HP Ram (ghey-assed Greta-approved) can't even run a tiny little coffee grinder for the 30 seconds it takes to grind some beans.

Fuck modern vehicles!

Sirhr

Capacitor in the grinder toast?

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[doubloon]

Guess what... It tripped the breaker

lol

I *think* the 4runner has to be running to get max 400w. I think I recall someone somewhere bitching about if you're driving the max it will put out is 100w.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Capacitor in the grinder toast?

No... grinder is fine. The $90K Ram Cummins with its "Hey Look we have a 110v outlet on the dash".... Can't run a teeny-weeny little coffee grinder for a few moments to.... grind coffee!

Grinder is fine on a wall outlet. APPARENTLY... draws too much power for the outlet in a truck that cost $40K more than my first house.

GHEY!!!

Sirhr

 

[roostercogburn98]

I tried to use 110v AC Plug in my Ram 3500 to run the tiny little coffee grinder... Guess what... It tripped the breaker.

The fucking Cummins Ram "Hey we offer you a 110VAC outlet in your truck.... " Can't run a tiny handheld %$#@ing coffee grinder! 110V means charging a laptop or maybe some kind of dildo or electric buttplug. But can't do a saw, a compressor, an electric drill... or even a teeny weenie little fucking coffee grinder! WTF...

So ended up with mortar and pestle. Worked great. Lit gas stove with a cigar lighter. All good there.

But pissed that my 1000 HP Ram (ghey-assed Greta-approved) can't even run a tiny little coffee grinder for the 30 seconds it takes to grind some beans.

Fuck modern vehicles!

Sirhr

I tripped a breaker the other day too, my coffee pot wasn’t having it

 

[LeftyJason]

I tried to use 110v AC Plug in my Ram 3500 to run the tiny little coffee grinder... Guess what... It tripped the breaker.

The fucking Cummins Ram "Hey we offer you a 110VAC outlet in your truck.... " Can't run a tiny handheld %$#@ing coffee grinder! 110V means charging a laptop or maybe some kind of dildo or electric buttplug. But can't do a saw, a compressor, an electric drill... or even a teeny weenie little fucking coffee grinder! WTF...

So ended up with mortar and pestle. Worked great. Lit gas stove with a cigar lighter. All good there.

But pissed that my 1000 HP Ram (ghey-assed Greta-approved) can't even run a tiny little coffee grinder for the 30 seconds it takes to grind some beans.

Fuck modern vehicles!

Sirhr

Or the gbpse version.


Note: I do not drink coffee. I have never had coffee. I do not like the smell of coffee. I just like the authenticity/love of coffee that he shows in his videos.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Or the gbpse version.


Note: I do not drink coffee. I have never had coffee. I do not like the smell of coffee. I just like the authenticity/love of coffee that he shows in his videos.

My grinder was a gift but pretty sure it was $32 at Walmart. Doesn't mean it doesn't work.

But 'would' be great if my "Cost more than my first house by $17K" truck.. could actually power it... without tripping the breaker in a truck that cost as much as a WW2 %$$#&ig bomber!

We should have Moon Bases by now... instead we have a bunch of ass-pirates who can't agree that there are two genders.

Fucking retard clown-world!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I tripped a breaker the other day too, my coffee pot wasn’t having it View attachment 8522907View attachment 8522908

Your coffee pot apparently is drawing more power than the Hanford Nuclear plant....

Hot damn... must be some amazing coffee to cause the entire grid in your area to go to brownout status to make some Cofeve. Must be some of that African Cat Turd Coffee....

I'd have expected better from you. You know... like 5 O'Clock Blend or Maxwell house. None of that faggy West Coast Coffee!

;-)

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

I tried to use 110v AC Plug in my Ram 3500 to run the tiny little coffee grinder... Guess what... It tripped the breaker.

The fucking Cummins Ram "Hey we offer you a 110VAC outlet in your truck.... " Can't run a tiny handheld %$#@ing coffee grinder! 110V means charging a laptop or maybe some kind of dildo or electric buttplug. But can't do a saw, a compressor, an electric drill... or even a teeny weenie little fucking coffee grinder! WTF...

So ended up with mortar and pestle. Worked great. Lit gas stove with a cigar lighter. All good there.

But pissed that my 1000 HP Ram (ghey-assed Greta-approved) can't even run a tiny little coffee grinder for the 30 seconds it takes to grind some beans.

Fuck modern vehicles!

Sirhr

Shoulda used the Bentley. Just sayin.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Shoulda used the Bentley. Just sayin.

Betting that if I try and plug in so
Much as a pair of Walkman headphones… it
Will explode…

And sold this week. Loved that car but the maintenance was appalling! I’ll stick with
My prewar stuff!

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

No... grinder is fine. The $90K Ram Cummins with its "Hey Look we have a 110v outlet on the dash".... Can't run a teeny-weeny little coffee grinder for a few moments to.... grind coffee!

Grinder is fine on a wall outlet. APPARENTLY... draws too much power for the outlet in a truck that cost $40K more than my first house.

GHEY!!!

Sirhr

My van laughs at you in fuck all this shit because I have 115vac at 15a and 12vdc at pretty much anything you can throw at it.

It ain't done yet, but it's getting there.

Oh, and I have a Dances with wolves style burr grinder if things go really south.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

My van laughs at you in fuck all this shit because I have 115vac at 15a and 12vdc at pretty much anything you can throw at it.

It ain't done yet, but it's getting there.

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Oh, and I have a Dances with wolves style burr grinder if things go really south.

Living in a van by the river… eh?

 

[Mike Casselton]

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Living in a van by the river… eh?

Not yet, but if things keep going this way. Yes, I too will live in a van down by the river.

Remember when that was a bad thing?

 

[Lawless]

My grinder was a gift but pretty sure it was $32 at Walmart. Doesn't mean it doesn't work.

But 'would' be great if my "Cost more than my first house by $17K" truck.. could actually power it... without tripping the breaker in a truck that cost as much as a WW2 %$$#&ig bomber!

We should have Moon Bases by now... instead we have a bunch of ass-pirates who can't agree that there are two genders.

Fucking retard clown-world!

Sirhr

My nephew owns a coffee company and he has convinced me about how the grinder influences the coffee. It’s a real thing but I ain’t paying $1000 plus for a home grinder like he has

His commercial grinder probably cost as much as a good used car.

 

[Thereaper1313]

Awesome evening feeding the flock and watching a storm roll in while cooking some real American cuisine

 

[Lawless]

Awesome evening feeding the flock and watching a storm roll in while cooking some real American cuisine
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Life.

You’re doing it right.

 

[Lawless]

 

[The D]

Awesome evening feeding the flock and watching a storm roll in while cooking some real American cuisine
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Awesome. Just awesome

And as much as I want a place in the country on a bit of land, we’re getting a little more serious about traveling almost full-time. My wife will take traveling nursing gigs and I’ll homeschool the kids.

But, something like this is still my dream

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[LeftyJason]

My nephew owns a coffee company and he has convinced me about how the grinder influences the coffee. It’s a real thing but I ain’t paying $1000 plus for a home grinder like he has

His commercial grinder probably cost as much as a good used car.

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Fort Tolukko - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

And, yes, this was designed by Marines? Why do you ask?

 

[Govt Mule]

https://1zpresso.coffee/j/

This is used to grind beans every morning for a pour-over cup of coffee. Most consistent grind I have found of every bean, every time. Not cheap for a hand grinder, but will never have to be replaced. Wide range of grinds, so you can use for whatever style you use for brewing.
Cheers

 

[oldshooterback]

This rather unusual looking device is an alternarive version of a scarecrow.It's used to scare away wildlife.

 

[EddieNFL]

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Fort Tolukko - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

And, yes, this was designed by Marines? Why do you ask?

Bullshit. Marines destroy, not create.

 

[Alphatreedog]

 

[LuckyDuck]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Bullshit. Marines destroy, not create.

"Designed by". Which means that they drew up a plan for a fort that would be difficult to conquer and the army said thank you and built it. There's a reason the army has forts and the Marines have camps.

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

"Designed by". Which means that they drew up a plan for a fort that would be difficult to conquer and the army said thank you and *erected* it. There's a reason the army has forts and the Marines have camps.

FIFY

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This one is for @E. Bryant

Probably his truck!

Sirhr

 

[EddieNFL]

"Designed by". Which means that they drew up a plan for a fort that would be difficult to conquer and the army said thank you and built it. There's a reason the army has forts and the Marines have camps.

Pitching tents is simple?

 

[pmclaine]

My favorite coffee maker. View attachment 8522873View attachment 8522874

Not a percolator.

How does it work? Steam condensation dripping on the grounds?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pitching tents is simple?

That’s why they have Seabees to do it ;-)

Sirhr