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I helped put up flags at our local county park this morning for Veterans Day. The 'Avenue of Flags' is hosted by our local VFW and each flag is for a past veteran. There are over 1,000 flags, one is for my dad, and one is for my wife's dad.
Thank you all for serving.
Thank you all for serving.
I am gonna say this once and only once.
Everything goes on pizza. It's bread with sauce and toppings.
Nope, nope, nope nope....
It comes with approved toppings... Things that are approved for use on pizza.
These do not include... Escargot, gummy bears, licorice, Haddock, haggis, crayons (except the red ones and on the USMC Birthday), fried eggs, anything Soy, and Zagnut bars... This is not an exhaustive list. It merely scratches the surface of things that should NEVER be on pizza.
Cheers,
Sirhr
They put pizza on their potatoes in Latvia... not pickles on Pizza.
Fake news!
Sirhr
good for this kid....but they will never wake up.
What? You don't have a literal RPG? I mean... this is America!!
Every carjacker should know that we 'all' have RPG's!
Sirhr
If he pulled the trigger that would have been a epic video.
It wouldn’t have armed itself. The distance was too short.
…. A pinto packed with enough RDX to light up all of Los Angeles.
That’s a pretty solid looking piece of metal.
That’s a pretty solid looking piece of metal.
She said that she has "responsibilities" and she's going to do the dishes. Okay, then, making me and sandwich and ironing my shirt shouldn't be out of the question.
If I pull out the rpg in anger, kneel, and aim at your ride, I’m not stopping. It’s your ass at that point.
Oh memories. Some friends in HS were helping elementary age children from the little Leauge park to the school for a carnival. Some other HS kids (DBs) thought it was fun to egg and steal the younger kid’s candy. The o good HS kids were dressed as Leather-face with chainsaw, Jason with machete, and an infantryman.
Leather-face chases two DB away by charging them reving the chainsaw, Jason escorts the youngsters inside and the leg is drawing the other DB away. As the DBs are chasing the leg, he gets under a street light and pulls a LAWS rocket launcher off of his back, deploys it and turns shouting “Let’s Rock!” All you could hear were running feet and the 6 foot chain link fence rattling as bodies climbed over. The janitor was standing in a doorway waiting for the nonexistent flash, since It was just the tube with a rag stuffed in it.
. Sometimes a good bluff is the best.
Such a tender young age to develop such an expensive habit!
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