Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Not sure about the rules up there, but it's a big no-no in Flo-Rida.
Probably not okay to have a decent pocket knife either, but I don't frequent bars. So it's a non-issue for me.
The use of force by the patrons was a bit on the slow side.
I bet you are a blast at parties. Do you have a Go Fund Me that we can donate to so you can get laid?
Wonder how many jumpers that gets each year…. And I don’t mean the parachute kind.
Do they put little marks on the bridge? Sell tickets! Just ‘sayin!
Hey, when this commie tub of lard desecrated James Madison’s crystal flute… it became game on for lampooning her attention-seeking bullshit!
100 percent right… I didn’t look close enough. That's not a ford at all. I should have looked closer.
Ford only made the TT at the time. Screw drive differential, but basically just a really low-geared car. Sold as chassis, do lots of weird bodies on them.
Good catch!
Sirhr
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Been saying that for years!
Don’t forget Three Days of the Condor!!!
Epic film!!
Sirhr
A PSA for us Navage users. A little hydrogen peroxide in the water will clear your sinuses like nobody’s business…but you best be prepared 
It is like a bidet for me, once you have one you wonder how you got along without it. If you have allergies or constantly have head cold symptoms….Just buy one you’ll love it.
Edited to add, if you’re a sick bastage like me you will love seeing what comes out of your head at times
It is like a bidet for me, once you have one you wonder how you got along without it. If you have allergies or constantly have head cold symptoms….Just buy one you’ll love it.
Edited to add, if you’re a sick bastage like me you will love seeing what comes out of your head at times
We just use the NeilMed rinse bottles and solution packets.
#cheap and available all over.
Kroger, CVS, Walgreens
When my allergies are going, often looks like I am washing large amoebas out of there…..
life changing during pollen season in pine tree country.
And after dusty projects when I wasnt wearing a mask.
Always use distilled or previously boiled water.
#cheap and available all over.
Kroger, CVS, Walgreens
When my allergies are going, often looks like I am washing large amoebas out of there…..
life changing during pollen season in pine tree country.
And after dusty projects when I wasnt wearing a mask.
Always use distilled or previously boiled water.
I have a friend who thought that way too. Ignored silly laws like that. Cost him a wife, home, a well into the six figures job, the ability to ever work in that field again, his right to ever touch a firearm again and five years in a state prison. Sad for something so silly.
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Makes me think of Foul Mike and all the years he did Santa Claus and the great stories he had.
Even called himself Sanchez Claus at times.
He would have delighted in any treat, and tacos and a couple coolies (never knew him to be a tequila shooter, but maybe).
Top FM Santa Claus Christmas memory.
Being a big man with a huge white beard, he was popular as Santa and landed a gig working in a big city as Santa for a couple weeks.
Boy sat on his lap and said “I wish Santa would make dad stop hitting mom”.
Anyone who knew FM, knows his blood boiled. Mental notes taken, found out the kid’s name, and dad…. Dad was popo….
Later that night, between Santa gig and the hotel, he came upon a wreck. Years with CDOT, he knew what to do and jumped into action, directing traffic and keeping the scene safe.
Cops arrive.
Senior one thanks FM, so FM takes the chance and passed along the info.
Cop later got back to FM and let him know the entirety of it was taken care of
First, the old fashioned way by fellow cops, in an alley.
Then formally where dude was convicted and imprisoned.
No way that man was gonna not let that boy have his Christmas Wish
That white dad must have been a HELL of a PROVIDER, because those two look like that eat for 6!!!!
GBWD
Accountability is hard. Most western citizens refuse to live that way.
To be fair, among the child murderers, some of them were sentenced to death for killing fellow prisoners so by commuting their sentences they have been given the opportunity to look forward to a lifetime of continuing god's work.
- Shannon Wayne Agofsky (Texas): Sentenced in 2004 in the killing of a prisoner.
- Billie Jerome Allen (Missouri): Sentenced in 1998 for his involvement in an armed bank robbery during which a bank guard was killed. He is a co-defendant of Norris Holder.
- Aquilia Marcivicci Barnette (North Carolina): Sentenced in 1998 for the killing of his ex-girlfriend and another man in a carjacking.
- Brandon Leon Basham (South Carolina): Sentenced in 2004 for the kidnapping and death of a woman following an escape from prison. He is a co-defendant of Chadrick Fulks.
- Anthony George Battle (Georgia): Sentenced in 1997 for the killing of a prison guard.
- Meier Jason Brown (Georgia): Sentenced in 2003 for the fatal stabbing of a postal worker.
- Carlos David Caro (Virginia): Sentenced in 2007 for the killing of a prisoner in a federal facility.
- Wesley Paul Coonce, Jr. (Missouri): Sentenced in 2014 for the killing of a fellow prisoner in the mental health unit of a federal prison. He is a co-defendant of Charles Hall.
- Brandon Michael Council (South Carolina): Sentenced in 2019 for killing two bank employees during the course of a bank robbery.
- Christopher Emery Cramer (Texas): Sentenced in 2018 for the killing of a fellow prisoner in a federal facility. He is a co-defendant of Ricky Fackrell.
- Joseph Ebron (Texas): Sentenced in 2009 for the killing of a prisoner in a federal facility.
- Ricky Allen Fackrell (Texas): Sentenced in 2018 for the killing of a prisoner in a federal facility. He is a co-defendant of Christopher Cramer.
- Edward Leon Fields, Jr. (Oklahoma): Sentenced in 2005 for the fatal shootings of two campers on federal land.
- Chadrick Evan Fulks (South Carolina): Sentenced in 2004 for the kidnapping and death of a woman after an escape from prison. He is a co-defendant of Brandon Basham.
- Marvin Charles Gabrion, II (Michigan): Sentenced in 2002 for killing a woman on federal land.
- Edgar Baltazar Garcia (Texas): Sentenced in 2010 for the fatal stabbing of a prisoner in a federal facility. He is a co-defendant of Mark Snarr.
- Thomas Morocco Hager (Virginia): Sentenced in 2007 for a drug-related killing.
- Charles Michael Hall (Missouri): Sentenced in 2014 for the killing of a prisoner in the mental health unit of a federal prison. He is a co-defendant of Wesley Coonce.
- Norris G. Holder (Missouri): Sentenced in 1998 for the fatal shooting of a security guard during a bank robbery. He is a co-defendant of Billie Allen.
- Richard Allen Jackson (North Carolina): Sentenced in 2001 for the fatal shooting of a woman while on federal property.
- Jurijus Kadamovas (California): Sentenced in 2007 for his involvement in the killings and kidnappings-for-ransom of five immigrants from Russia and Georgia. He is a co-defendant of Iouri Mikhel.
- Daryl Lawrence (Ohio): Sentenced in 2006 for the fatal shooting of a special-duty police officer in an attempted bank robbery.
- Iouri Mikhel (California): Sentenced in 2007 for his involvement in the killings and kidnappings-for-ransom of five Russian and Georgian immigrants. He is a co-defendant of Jurijus Kadamovas.
- James H. Roane, Jr. (Virginia): Sentenced in 1993 for his participation in a series of drug-related killings. He is a co-defendant of Corey Johnson and Richard Tipton.
- Julius Omar Robinson (Texas): Sentenced in 2002 for the killing of two men in drug-related incidents.
- David Anthony Runyon (Virginia): Sentenced in 2009 for his involvement in the death of a Naval officer in a murder-for-hire plot.
- Ricardo Sanchez, Jr. (Florida): Sentenced in 2009 for his involvement in the drug-related killing of a family, including two children. He is a co-defendant of Daniel Troya.
- Thomas Steven Sanders (Louisiana): Sentenced in 2014 for a kidnapping resulting in death of a 12-year-old girl.
- Kaboni Savage (Pennsylvania): Sentenced in 2013 for his involvement in the killings of 12 people in connection with a drug enterprise.
- Mark Isaac Snarr (Texas): Sentenced in 2010 for the fatal stabbing of a fellow prisoner while incarcerated in a federal prison. He is a co-defendant of Edgar Garcia.
- Rejon Taylor (Tennessee): Sentenced in 2008 for the carjacking, kidnapping and death of a restaurant owner.
- Richard Tipton (Virginia): Sentenced in 1993 for his participation in a series of drug-related killings. He is a co-defendant of Corey Johnson and James H. Roane, Jr.
- Jorge Avila Torrez (Virginia): Ex-Marine sentenced in 2014 for the killing of a fellow service member.
- Daniel Troya (Florida): Sentenced in 2009 for his involvement in the drug-related killing of a family, including two children. He is a co-defendant of Ricardo Sanchez, Jr.
- Alejandro Enrique Ramirez Umaña (North Carolina): Sentenced in 2010 for the fatal shooting of two brothers in a North Carolina restaurant.
- Len Davis (Louisiana): Police officer sentenced in 2005 for ordering the killing of a witness for an internal investigation into a police misconduct complaint against him.
- Ronaldo Mikos (Illinois): Sentenced in 2005 for the killing of a federal grand jury witness in a Medicare fraud investigation.
Not included on the list was Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who was convicted in the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing that killed three people and injured more than 260 people, Robert Bowers, convicted in the 2018 Tree of Life synagogue mass shooting in Pittsburgh that left 11 people dead, and Dylann Roof, who was convicted in the 2015 Charleston, South Carolina, mass shooting at Mother Emanuel African American church that left nine dead.
I’d be interested in the details of the event, and the similarities between that event and protecting people from a potential murderer as in this event.
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There was no "event", had there been, maybe it would have been worth throwing his life away. In reality is was nothing more than a cop happening to see something at an unrelated chance encounter. "Oh, what's that?"
So are:
1 - Will and Ed's Excellent Boner Christmas
2 - The Passion of Carol
3 - A Big Tit Christmas
4 - A Little Christmas Tail
5 - A Very Creamy Christmas
All are very family focused, if you are looking for some ideas for tomorrow!
I didn't know the man, but enjoy his posts when I see them. Really strikes me as a true salt of the earth type. The kind of guy that you'd love to shoot with or toss back a few frosty cold CL Smoothies and listen to his stories. Merry Christmas FM.
Amazing what is in the thing when I am done sometimes…..like wow that’s gross and cool all at the same time.
He was.
He left us here on March 2 this year.
Colon Cancer he was fighting.
ALS kicked his butt.
Have a coolie loolie and remember a great FM story.
Or his many sub 0.5 MOA groups on paper at 600 yds.
Harris bipod and a rear bag his Squaw sewed up for him.
Burris XTR II glass.
