Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Jscb1b]

With greatest respect my friend (and I mean that as someone who I have toasted with in-person...

Mine is from gunfire and machine tools.. and getting blown up a few times while in marketing.

And I'd make fun of anything because dark humor is near the top of the zigarrut...

Sirhr

PS. Honestly, mostly machine tools. Cheers!

I don't know what you did in marketing, but do you have any dealer samples left?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I don't know what you did in marketing, but do you have any dealer samples left?

Sadly... just some business cards and a few detonators...

Sirhr

 

[Jscb1b]

Pics of said business cards?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pics of said business cards?

The title read: Advanced Programs.

Nothing more.

Sirhr

 

[mikeinfwa]

She was onto something

 

[SBRSarge]

She was onto something

I remember the good old days when the only Loggins I knew were Kenny and Dave.

 

[Lawless]

Ok you little spooge droplets! Go out there today and make this world your bitch. Crack and meth addicts go out there with zero every day and hustle to get done what needs done. Don’t let tweekers out do ya. Go get em cupcake!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Ok you little spooge droplets! Go out there today and make this world your bitch. Crack and meth addicts go out there with zero every day and hustle to get done what needs done. Don’t let tweekers out do ya. Go get em cupcake!

You missed your calling as a motivational speaker

 

[Threadcutter308]

You missed your calling as a motivational speaker director of porno movies.

FIFY.

 

[roostercogburn98]

FIFY.

Was gonna add a meme,but sadly not.

It was beavis and buthead flexing

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Was gonna add a meme,but sadly not.

It was beavis and buthead flexing

Felipe done broke it good

 

[roostercogburn98]

Felipe done broke it good

Think he got good money for it?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Think he got good money for it?

He's probably asking Frank for 10 Flips to release the ransomware

 

[Terry Cross]

He's probably asking Frank for 10 Flips to release the ransomware

Don't be silly. Stop living in 2023.
Everything is in CryptoFlips now days.

Sheesh...

 

[roostercogburn98]

Don't be silly. Stop living in 2023.
Everything is in CryptoFlips now days.

Sheesh...

Are those the same as the hawktuah ones?

 

[The D]

Are those the same as the hawktuah ones?

Both are about the same stability

 

[mikeinfwa]

I remember the good old days when the only Loggins I knew were Kenny and Dave.

My company website used to be a single login for multiple areas. Now we must do multiple logins when moving around the employee site. Guess the hackers were exploiting this vulnerability?

 

[Lawless]

Hey, did @Gee Kay get eaten by a salty or maybe a funnel web spider bit him on the buttcheek? Where has he been?

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

I stopped at Seiko, I knew they were perfect.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lange Carabine]

Hey, did @Gee Kay get eaten by a salty or maybe a funnel web spider bit him on the buttcheek? Where has he been?

Doubt it. They know better.
Any poor bugger that bites @Gee Kay and lived would never get the taste out it's mouth.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[918v]

Where’s his burka?

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[missed]

Where’s his burka?

That's been my question from when he showed up.

 

[babyguppy]

missing this

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.PHLy7c9lyffF_HKelFQrKwHaF1?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

 

[gigamortis]

Not today, Satan!

 

[Lange Carabine]

missing this

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.PHLy7c9lyffF_HKelFQrKwHaF1?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

Douglas TBD "Torpecker"

 

[Longshot231]

When a practical joke goes too far...

 

[91Eunozs]

When a practical joke goes too far...

Lucky he didn’t get shot TBH

 

[Longshot231]

This video dedicated to @SONIC SAAMI and @Lawless

 

[sirhrmechanic]

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/12/26/biden-harris-administration-wishes-everyone-happy-kwanzaa/

Fo Shizzle...

 

[918v]

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/12/26/biden-harris-administration-wishes-everyone-happy-kwanzaa/

Fo Shizzle...

Thank You for remembering.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I stopped at Seiko, I knew they were perfect.

There is a lot to be said (and agreed-with) about Seiko being perfect!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

When a practical joke goes too far...

Lucky it was not a Luger…. Because I’d have shot him.

Sirhr

 

[fpgt72]

There is a lot to be said (and agreed-with) about Seiko being perfect!!!

Grand Seiko Snowflake....the old high beat

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[hlee]

“Disaster?” Not what I’d call it.

 

[CamW]

 

[Rick H.]

On this day in 1941, the USS Nimitz nearly was able to save the American fleet at Pearl Harbor. Unfortunately, their timing was just slightly off and they only managed to destroy two scout planes. Take some time out today to remember Pearl Harbor, the USS Arizona and the valiant members of the USS Nimitz crew.

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That was a pretty cool movie, and early kind of Top Gun.

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]