Only thing in my ammo cans is ammo.
The Seed gets stored in the freezer until time for planting....
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The Seed gets stored in the freezer until time for planting....
Last time I was in Korea, my boss married a local girl. The traditional wedding was…interesting. After their honeymoon, they invited me to dinner. We’re sitting around the table (on the floor) with half-dozen or so bowls of food. Only thing I recognized was rice and lettuce.
So, my boss says take a lettuce leaf and put a little f everything on it, roll it up and eat it. I’m asking what the different dishes are I get to the last one and he isn't sure so he asked his wife. Girl spoke about two words of english and I knew about that much Korean. About the time it hit me, he says, “She said it’s better if you don’t know.” By this time tears are streaming down my face, I’m trying to ask for milk and he is literally rolling on the floor.
When I was finally able to continue, I avoided that bowl.
As long as we have virgins to sacrifice, we’re good.
Yeah... and when Vesuvius blows again that's a million people in the next Pompeii!
And I've been to Naples. There's no virgins there to sacrifice...
Not sure if the Pit's howler monkeys are going to blast me for this, but what the hell, here goes
I ranch full time for a living but drive truck a little at night as a part time job
Got my CDL at 50 and my goal was to drive long enough to hit a million miles
Figured it would probably take me about 20 years
Well, I did it in 14
Turned over 1,000,007 accident free miles last night pulling a fuel transport.
I ranch full time for a living but drive truck a little at night as a part time job
Got my CDL at 50 and my goal was to drive long enough to hit a million miles
Figured it would probably take me about 20 years
Well, I did it in 14
Turned over 1,000,007 accident free miles last night pulling a fuel transport.
This is a genuine, praise-worthy achievement. The howlers don’t give a shit about this stuff. We need someone who thinks they know everything and have an attitude aboot it or a new guy asking the dumbest questions about the dumbest shit possibleNot sure if the Pit's howler monkeys are going to blast me for this, but what the hell, here goes
I ranch full time for a living but drive truck a little at night as a part time job
Got my CDL at 50 and my goal was to drive long enough to hit a million miles
Figured it would probably take me about 20 years
Well, I did it in 14
Turned over 1,000,007 accident free miles last night pulling a fuel transport.
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Fine. I must do everything around here. Averaging 65 mph for an 8 hour shift, 5 days per week, with 2 weeks of vacation and 10 holidays (48 x 5 day weeks) this could have been done in just over 8 years. Doing it in 14 seems kinda slackery.
Hey, dumbass. He said it was part-time workFine. I must do everything around here. Averaging 65 mph for an 8 hour shift, 5 days per week, with 2 weeks of vacation and 10 holidays (48 x 5 day weeks) this could have been done in just over 8 years. Doing it in 14 seems kinda slackery.
Yeah, but his day job is ranching. Them cows basically raise themselves. It’s not like he has TPS reports to file. Slackery…
Sometimes that Chicken is actually a pigeon
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Afford it… the Netflix movie rights alone will be worth more than all Naples put together!
And they will be ok using an all-black cast… because everyone in Naples by that time will be…
Well, you know…
Sirhr
Like I said I failed Chemistry
Not sure if the Pit's howler monkeys are going to blast me for this, but what the hell, here goes
I ranch full time for a living but drive truck a little at night as a part time job
Got my CDL at 50 and my goal was to drive long enough to hit a million miles
Figured it would probably take me about 20 years
Well, I did it in 14
Turned over 1,000,007 accident free miles last night pulling a fuel transpo
Not sure if the Pit's howler monkeys are going to blast me for this, but what the hell, here goes
I ranch full time for a living but drive truck a little at night as a part time job
Got my CDL at 50 and my goal was to drive long enough to hit a million miles
Figured it would probably take me about 20 years
Well, I did it in 14
Turned over 1,000,007 accident free miles last night pulling a fuel transport.
Congratulations on that accomplishment. I took a buyout at 40 after 14 years at a major Michigan based chemical company. I started out my work career as a diesel mechanic and got back into the trucking industry as a driver. I haven't kept track of my exact miles buy after 20 years pulling multi axle in Michigan, Indiana, and Wisconsin. I am somewhere around 2.5 million miles. The pic is my current ride, and a load of quarter saw logs that went to a place in Indiana.
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He pulled a fuel tank most likely local deliveries, no 8 hours of highway running. I've done about 2.5 million pulling multi axle grossing 150,000+ in the last 20 years and 99% of that entirely in Michigan. Lots of 2 lane and average length of each load around 3-4 hours. I put in 65 to 70 hours a week with a substantial part of that being loading and unload time. I've been pulling B-train flatbeds almost exclusively for the last 14 years.Fine. I must do everything around here. Averaging 65 mph for an 8 hour shift, 5 days per week, with 2 weeks of vacation and 10 holidays (48 x 5 day weeks) this could have been done in just over 8 years. Doing it in 14 seems kinda slackery.
If ranching paid his bills he probably would have done only that. Once the truck is in the mix money wise, a guy might as well pull a few loads for $$ when ranching is slow. Probably parks the truck for calving and haying etc. If he is the relief truck for the steady haulers’ vacations etc it works.
My Dad got a big award for driving 2 million accident free miles… then 2 weeks later was involved in a fatal after a fool tried passing on a curve on a 2-lane back road in Montana.
There is no accounting for dumbassery from other drivers. Usually a couple of these locally every year, often involving a passing lane ending. Last one, the car took on a fully loaded 7 axle dump truck. Rough deal for the trucker.
First real snow of the year. Freezing rain tonight with 1/4-1/2” ice expected.
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