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What the @uck kind of chickens did your wife bring home !?!?
The guy that took out the shitter probably had the softest landing.
Who said anything about pronunciation?
Show me a jeep with the name "WILLIS" on it....
I thought the Amish didn’t fly? What are they doing at an airport?
They definitely fly. They just don’t get on boats.
They fell for that once already…
Sirhr
They heard Waffle House just opened there?
Willing to bet that is in front of a Spirit Airlines gate............
Ahhhh....rich culture, so rich you could spread it on pancakes.
Lemme just leave this here:
Fuck that New York Commie POS...
And as a 'real' Vermonter, I apologize that we did not shoot all the fucking hippie retards in the '60's before they could inflict Bernie and his spcialist dick-sucking ilk on ya!
The Last Battle.............
If it should be that I grow frail and weak And pain should keep me from my sleep, Then will you do what must be done, For this — the last battle — can’t be won. You will be sad I understand,
But don’t let grief then stay your hand,
For on this day, more than the rest,
Your love and friendship must stand the test. We have had so many happy years,
You wouldn’t want me to suffer so.
When the time comes, please, let me go. Take me to where to my needs they’ll tend, Only, stay with me till the end
And hold me firm and speak to me
Until my eyes no longer see.
I know in time you will agree
It is a kindness you do to me.
Although my tail its last has waved,
From pain and suffering I have been saved. Don’t grieve that it must be you
Who has to decide this thing to do;
We’ve been so close — we two — these years, Don’t let your heart hold any tears.
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