Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Fig]

“All the gays in the world and that piece of white bread and pudding won? He definitely blew the judges”- @168BTHPM

Take it easy! No reason to get all worked up you silly savage. I think he’s just a contestant!

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[Dirty D]

She says she doesn't know anyone that has the same talent as she does.

Imma make a list:
@akmike47
@The D
@Dirty D
@Threadcutter308
@Barneybdb

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Currently eating chicken wings OFF the bone #fyp.

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You’re just jealous because your sphincter is as tight as the middle of a mountain bike inner tube

 

[Dirty D]

Shit. DirtyD's on yer list ?

I'm tappin' out. I know my limits, I'm not a Pro like him

^^^knows his place^^^

 

[The D]

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Raight mate, yore gonna feel a bit of a teekle

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

Raight mate, yore gonna feel a bit of a teekle

How’s it still making the same sound in ya ass mate?

Instead of a gerbil they put a huntsman spider up their ass

 

[Dirty D]

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Peasants. The whole lot of you!

Shoes? You fellers let yer wimmin wear shoes? You sound like one of them fancy types that still got all yer teef.

 

[oneshot86]

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Meow

 

[Dirty D]

That’s marriage material right there

I ain’t marryin’ you, stop asking.

 

[akmike47]

I ain’t marryin’ you, stop asking.

I don’t want to marry you, I just want to chain you to a wall in my basement

 

[akmike47]

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Bitch close your legs, you’re making this lake smell like the ocean

 

[Dirty D]

I recall a story about a coffee maker that cost megs bucks to be used onboard AWACS. The news contacted the manufacturer who said, They want it to withstand X g-force without spilling. It’s going to cost more than a Mr Coffee.

Because AWACS pull Gs?

 

[akmike47]

Because AWACS pull Gs?

Only on carrier ops…

 

[Dirty D]

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Is that the “procedure” that @Barneybdb is having done?

 

[akmike47]

Raight mate, yore gonna feel a bit of a teekle

Finally something Barney doesn’t have to run through a translator

 

[The D]

How’s it still making the same sound in ya ass mate?

Instead of a gerbil they put a huntsman spider up their ass

Beginners start with something that’s just creepy. You get more $$ the more dangerous the critter is. God-boss level is coastal taipan

 

[The D]

Finally something Barney doesn’t have to run through a translator

He just has to turn his phone upside down.

This is the most basic bitch level of joke but I’m not ashamed

 

[akmike47]

Beginners start with something that’s just creepy. You get more $$ the more dangerous the critter is. God-boss level is coastal taipan

“Crikey! I’m going to put this crocs whole tail up me bum!”

 

[akmike47]

He just has to turn his phone upside down.

This is the most basic bitch level of joke but I’m not ashamed

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

@The D can’t to anything straight for 45 minutes

 

[akmike47]

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[Dirty D]

“Crikey! I’m going to put this crocs whole tail up me bum!”

“It fits real good”

 

[Dirty D]

She says she doesn't know anyone that has the same talent as she does.

Imma make a list:
@akmike47
@The D
@Dirty D
@Threadcutter308
@Barneybdb

1.7M views · 21K reactions | Currently eating chicken wings OFF the bone #fyp | Sincerely Sammi

Currently eating chicken wings OFF the bone #fyp.

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How everyone thinks me and @akmike47 look at @168BTHPM

How we actually look at him

 

[Threadcutter308]

How everyone thinks me and @akmike47 look at @168BTHPM
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How we actually look at him
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"Thinks" ?

 

[Dirty D]

"Thinks" ?

Fuck off



Cunt

 

[Threadcutter308]

Fuck off



Cunt

 

[Keepmvng]

 

[EddieNFL]

Because AWACS pull Gs?

My Toyota pulls Gs…just a question of how many.

 

[Dirty D]

My Toyota pulls Gs…just a question of how many.

Your Yota pulls G

 

[doubloon]

Your Yota pulls <G

FIFY

 

[Porksboy]

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AI cant even get the hook barb on there.

 

[JerkyFreak]

 

[Maelstrom]

Umm, let me make a list.
San Francisco
Los Angeles
Portland
Seattle
Chicago
Massachusetts
Maine
Vermont
Denver
Colorado Springs
Minnesota
Maryland
New jersey
Houston
Mix and match, take a few.

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Damn my entire state.

 

[akmike47]

@168BTHPM favorite way to eat a hotdog.

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[BG94591]

 

[mosin46]

We were running our asses off. We were also picking on an Emergency Department nurse all day. She gives just as good as she gets, an old salt.

The opioid O.D. we gave Narcan just enough for him to breathe on his own. My partner backed in the Ambulance bay, opened the back door, and saw me holding a syringe. He just grinned. When the cot got into the atrium, I slammed him with a high dose of Narcan. Obviously he came to, pissed off, and vomited on the floor. I told that same nurse "Enjoy!"

"You mother fuckers!

yea,EMTs doplay tricks. hard to get revenge when they haul ass right after