Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

just not standing next to the correct person.
besides, $$ says Schwarzkopf could kick serious but, with a layer of insulation; ask Iraq
I'd like to see her two mile time and watch her carry a light 170 lb male.

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Agreed...

'Stormin Norman could out-pushup most of the folks in-theater... as a four-star. Man was tougher than woodpecker lips.

The blimp above couldn't hump a medium pizza up three flights of stairs at the BOQ... Do broads stay at the BOQ? Or is it now called something else? The TOQ? T standing for twat?

Sirhr

 

[ironpony52]

 

[Lawless]

Any issues with the Hisense brand or quality issues??

Funny you should mention…

We bought it primarily because it has a 2 year warranty. About a year in, the front oven control pad blanked out. It was a MFr getting hold of a real person but after a couple of weeks of phone tag it was repaired quickly.

It has air fryer, dehydrator, convection and such. Oven has a super fast warm up. It is stylish and on sale was only $800.

Jury still out but I give it a mulligan on the pad.

 

[Lawless]

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I saw a special about people with mental hangups and sleeping with a running hairdryer in the bed is actually a thing

 

[Darryle]

You ain’t no Texan if you ain’t got beans in yo chili. Chili with no beans is called “Spaghetti Sauce.” If you call spaghetti sauce “chili” — you’re a tranny fag sausage packer destined for eternal hellfire.

We can't be friends

 

[doubloon]

You ain’t no Texan if you ain’t got beans in yo chili. Chili with no beans is called “Spaghetti Sauce.” If you call spaghetti sauce “chili” — you’re a tranny fag sausage packer destined for eternal hellfire.

So what do you call spaghetti sauce with beans?

 

[gunjunkie45]

I saw a special about people with mental hangups and sleeping with a running hairdryer in the bed is actually a thing

Do they use it for "white noise"? Like running a vacuum for a colicky baby?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

So what do you call spaghetti sauce with beans?

Compost?

Sirhr

 

[Ichi]

 

[DuneBoer]

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Interdasting!

 

[doubloon]

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[GreenGO Juan]

 

[ironpony52]

 

[Maser]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[oldshooterback]

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Technically you are supposed to leave him LSAT, Ripped Fuel, Red Man and Handi wipes…. Not milk and cookies.

 

[EddieNFL]

So what do you call spaghetti sauce with beans?

Looks like Cincinnati chili without cheese.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The Rolling Stones as teenagers in 1962!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[JimTN]

Funny you should mention…

We bought it primarily because it has a 2 year warranty. About a year in, the front oven control pad blanked out. It was a MFr getting hold of a real person but after a couple of weeks of phone tag it was repaired quickly.

It has air fryer, dehydrator, convection and such. Oven has a super fast warm up. It is stylish and on sale was only $800.

Jury still out but I give it a mulligan on the pad.

I had heard/read that getting service techs to work on the foreign brands was a PITA, price at the store was good/enticing but getting someone to show up to work on them was another whole story. We bought a Whirlpool SXS back in '18 when we re-did the kitchen, along with a Whirlpool over with the front controls and digital readout.

The fridge developed a leak in the ice maker system and ruined the hardwood flooring under the fridge, and could not get anyone to come fix it under the warranty for about 4 weeks. Had the flooring repaired before the fridge tech showed up, and then he had to order parts, and come back in 2 weeks, so the fridge was moved in/out of the space several times. Luckily, no more marks on the hardwood since I laid some thin cardboard down every time the fridge was moved out. It sounds like a jet engine at times when it does one of it's cycles but still works now.

The digital readout on the oven went wonky right after the warranty ran out and won't display the entire digit so we have to go above or below to get the right temp setting for preheat, which takes FOREVER. LOL But it cooks good, so...

 

[Ramius]

 

[Devildog]

 

[timesublime]

 

[Glowworm]

Hate that I can't embed vidmax videos.

Whatever This Dude Does, He Should Not Reproduce With This Woman

How hard is it for her to line up the bottles according to their colors? The husband starts to line them up, and she angrily and incorrectly tries to correct him. It seems she's just a nasty woman who lives for trying to humiliate her man.

vidmax.com

 

[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]

 

[Devildog]

 

[JR_77]

 

[Rthur]

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Word.

R

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[cas6969]

 

[cas6969]

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Well, I’m not going to post the video, but you can find it easy enough

 

[Maser]

 

[oldshooterback]

I’m sorry, but each time I watched the funnier it got, and probably actually happening “out there” in la la land

 

[JimTN]

 

[deltawiskey]

just not standing next to the correct person.
besides, $$ says Schwarzkopf could kick serious but, with a layer of insulation; ask Iraq
I'd like to see her two mile time and watch her carry a light 170 lb male.

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I attended one of her briefings when she took over as garrison commander. She's about 5 feet tall and goes about 225... to top it off she struggles to speak English. Total DEI hire.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[CamW]