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For folks who want a bottle of real spermacetti oil... this is what you want.

Lots on eBay. NYOil. From New Bedford, Ma.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
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For folks who want a bottle of real spermacetti oil... this is what you want.

Lots on eBay. NYEoil. From New Bedford, Ma.

Cheers,

Sirhr
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Ooops !! 😳
I never saw a plane roll off the deck , but I have seen a A-7 being “ waved off “ cause the LSO ( landing signal officer) saw something screwed up. The pilot hit the gas to try to make another pass , BUT the tail hook caught the #3 wire (3 of 4 arresting cables). Since it caught the wire , it ended up hanging over the port side engine going full throttle. The pilot ejected but instead of going up it ejected him like throwing a rock to make it skim across the water. Pilot died , plane was still hanging off the side until it ran out of fuel . Tense times to be on the flight deck.
Saw a few planes get a cold shot where the catapult didn’t get enough steam to launch it , or they didn’t figure the right weight of the plane dialed in. See them launch but once they didn’t get any lift , they ejected in the drink.
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Mystery solved... I can vouch that this is almost-certainly true!

Sirhr

PS @mikeinfwa beat me to it.. Well done, sir! On point!
 
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Captain probably lost his cap and did not opt for the life raft with provisions , pulled a handbrake turn instead





I totally
Captain probably lost his cap and did not opt for the life raft with provisions , pulled a handbrake turn instead






I totally don’t get it ?
How far offshore are they flying/operating from ??
The Constellation (my ship) stayed far enough off the coast of Vietnam to avoid any retaliation from anyone. ….60-100 miles off a coast doesn’t take a minute for a fighter to shit and get back.
How they are penetrating the a Carrier Battle Groups defenses is beyond me ??
 
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I totally don’t get it ?
How far offshore are they flying/operating from ??
The Constellation (my ship) stayed far enough off the coast of Vietnam to avoid any retaliation from anyone. ….60-100 miles off a coast doesn’t take a minute for a fighter to shit and get back.
How they are penetrating the a Carrier Battle Groups defenses is beyond me ??
Red sea is narrow you cant be 100miles off shore
Drones can quickly and at low cost deplete the SAM arsenal of a carrier group , and modern ships do not have cheap ways (guns) of dealing with kamikaze drones.

Euro navies came in were measured by the Houthis and found wanting, cut tail and run after runing out of missiles bunch of which did not even work , they were down to guns and even those could barely cope runing 40y old shells.

Guns needed
 
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Dear Somalia, Yemen and other third world fucktards:

You chose to attack our carriers.

Here is our response:

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We just vaporized your entire region and exterminated 13 separate tribes from the face of the earth... leaving nothing but glass and Geiger readings.

Fuck you... you deserved it. The world will not miss your oompa loompa shit.

Sirhr
 
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Before anything comes in range of this Capitan is already doing handbreak turns and dropping Superhonets overboard.

"XO... dump the aircraft now. We need to speed up."

"Aye Aye Madam Captain." retorts XO. "While I am at it, do you need any Midol or sanitary napkins?"

Sirhr
 
Red sea is narrow you cant be 100miles off shore
Drones can quickly and at low cost deplete the SAM arsenal of a carrier group , and modern ships do not have cheap ways (guns) of dealing with kamikaze drones.

Guns needed


Hadn’t thought of that ….great point ! We had room to stretch in the South China Seas and the Tonkin Gulf.
Up North they had Junks all over keeping up with ships movements. The Connie never directly avoided them….Junks can move most rickey tick when 90K tons is bearing down.
We went up the Persian Gulf in 1974 and sea space was a sorta concern. But Vietnam was winding down , the Navy didn’t see a problem. That said …I remember when the Old Man got on the 1-MC late that night we entered the Gulf.
He said “ Gentlemen , this is the next place that Shit Will Hit the Fan”… Can’t say he was wrong.

Can’t believe it was 50 Years ago tomorrow that Vietnam officially fell. 😏
 
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For folks who want a bottle of real spermacetti oil... this is what you want.

Lots on eBay. NYOil. From New Bedford, Ma.

Cheers,

Sirhr
Imagine how pissed whoever broke that cork was. Trying to use their fancy shmancy oil and the flipping cork rips in half. I'm going to get some to see what all the fuss is about.
 
He was doing so well until the Hiroshima Nagasaki guilt shit. For that, he's just another snot nosed Leftist shill and needs to STFU.

I'll never feel guilty for nuking those punks. If we hadn't, he and and many others probably wouldn't be here.

Well, looking back in hindsight, the Nagasaki bomb was not really needed because at the time of that bombing, Hirohito was in Tokyo with his staff in the process of surrendering. Obviously we didn't know that at the time and we also knew Japs were very well known for never surrendering. So yeah, personally I'm of the mindset that if we didn't drop those 2 bombs, the war would've gone on longer and more lives lost.

However, there in one major problem I have with nuking Japan that made the whole world a worse place to live. It brought the world Kawaii culture! :mad::sick:
 

For folks who want a bottle of real spermacetti oil... this is what you want.

Lots on eBay. NYOil. From New Bedford, Ma.

Cheers,

Sirhr
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Well, I hope not. But if it does, it will…
 
Screw Steve Earle

A self proclaimed socialist
Had no idea till I saw him at Red Rocks a few years back.
Sadly Willy Nelson has gone down the libtard hole as well.

Red Rocks however, will always be an iconic place to see shows.. I saw a couple shows there back in the early 70's. IIRC RR was built by the CCC back in the day.