Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Buddy of mine was in the hospital today getting a steak carved out of his back. Lots of ‘nomas showing up from his time in Africa.
I’m doing my best to make him laugh because it probably hurts like hell.
So I sent him this picture. He appreciates it.
It’s what guys do for each other
As I mentioned before
Unhappy times in White Castle. Louisiana
Nottoway
Unhappy times in White Castle. Louisiana
Nottoway
I can attest that General Sherman has not left Vermont and he has been curled up on the sofa all day….
Faulty wiring or did they rat out the Klan???
Sirhr
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My evil new dumpster cat hasn’t left home either
Wanted something known to run in AA Glock kits to break it in.
Found this at WM, I have not seen it before. Seems to be a 40g version of MM.
Going to try Federal Auto Match since it is 325/$19.99 at WM but reportedly Federal is problematic. Remington Golden Bullets are supposed to run as well.
Found this at WM, I have not seen it before. Seems to be a 40g version of MM.
Going to try Federal Auto Match since it is 325/$19.99 at WM but reportedly Federal is problematic. Remington Golden Bullets are supposed to run as well.
Those CCI minimags work well in the AA upper. I used them at first for break in also, but I used the 36gr. No worries. Just disassemble the slide, barrel, and lube the heck out of it and she will run. Slow, aimed, supported I had no issues holding a 1" group at 10 yards with a red dot and I'm not a great pistol shooter. After the break in the wife has run a few thousand rounds of Aguila 40 gr thru it without issues as long as I clean it and relube it every couple hundred rounds. I find she hands it off to me to clean or swap the 9mm slide/red dot combo on it for her as she struggles to field strip the Glocks.
This is %$#@ing hilarious because when I was pretty new on the PD, one of my buddies got a call to a massive high-speed crash in town. Van had been going 90+ in a 40 zone and had lost control and flown for something like 150 feet before snapping off a power pole and then just tumbling and coming apart. The scene was absolutely covered with bloody meat... everywhere. Buddy rolls on scene and just calls for every ambulance, rescue, everything to respond now. Sitting in the pile of meat are three dazed Somali 20-somethings. Not a scratch. But looking right off the %$#@ing Banana Boat and totally in shock. Thrown clear of the vehicle. Which looked like it went through a chipper.
The bloody meat was Halal Goat. They had bought a bunch of goats at a farm about 10 miles North. That the %$&(ing state paid to put in a Halal Butchering Room... to serve useless Somali shitwads who came here in the early 1990's. These little pirates had been driving back to Burlington in their POS van... flat out... 90+ mph. With about 5 just-butchered goats in the back. When they lost control and turned their van into a flying machine... until it wasn't.
Fucking goat everywhere. Power down for half of town. The 'lawns' of a motel and a fishing place were just torn to crap. Place was like a slaughterhouse. Because it was. Fucking Somalis didn't have a scratch on them. They went full "Flying Maroney Brothers" out of the van (no seat belts) and walked away. Not even sure they got a ticket. Fucking Oompa Loompas.
Anyhoo... that news story is fucking awesome!
Sirhr
Funny was thinking the exact same thing…where’s Sherman at?
In case anyone is interested....
In France "Chat GPT" translates phonetically to "The Cat Farted." (Le Chat je Pete... The cat, I farted).
So all over France people are asking "Is the farting cat going to take your job?" "Was that meme created by the farting cat?"
Not since the Chevy no va was introduced in Mexico or the Buick La Crosse was introduced in Quebec... has such a product launch become such a butt of jokes. Cat butt, that is. Farting cat.
Sirhr
In France "Chat GPT" translates phonetically to "The Cat Farted." (Le Chat je Pete... The cat, I farted).
So all over France people are asking "Is the farting cat going to take your job?" "Was that meme created by the farting cat?"
Not since the Chevy no va was introduced in Mexico or the Buick La Crosse was introduced in Quebec... has such a product launch become such a butt of jokes. Cat butt, that is. Farting cat.
Sirhr
I had to look up the Buick reference.
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