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Alphatreedog

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    So I stopped at Montgomeryville Cycle Center in Pa. after work for some tire spoons . Ask for some tire tubes and rim strips . So while waiting for my haul I wander into the clothing and helmet area . Just lookin not really needing to get anything . Guy asks me " can I help you " . Light bulb goes off and I answer , " whadda ya got in the way of Modular ADV Helmets "? We look around and bingo . I find a helmet on a display , try it on and wow , nice . Ask how much and $797 . Sorry fuck no !!! How bout fitty percent off . Hmm , how much Dat ? $400 sumptin after tax . I tell him that mama san will kick my ass for 4 sumpthin. He asks what I can get by with . I said $350 . He says how bout $357 after tax .
    Fugg yeah . $800 dollar helmet for $357 OTD .
    Fuggin Schubert E2.

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    So I stopped at Montgomeryville Cycle Center in Pa. after work for some tire spoons . Ask for some tire tubes and rim strips . So while waiting for my haul I wander into the clothing and helmet area . Just lookin not really needing to get anything . Guy asks me " can I help you " . Light bulb goes off and I answer , " whadda ya got in the way of Modular ADV Helmets "? We look around and bingo . I find a helmet on a display , try it on and wow , nice . Ask how much and $797 . Sorry fuck no !!! How bout fitty percent off . Hmm , how much Dat ? $400 sumptin after tax . I tell him that mama san will kick my ass for 4 sumpthin. He asks what I can get by with . I said $350 . He says how bout $357 after tax .
    Fugg yeah . $800 dollar helmet for $357 OTD .
    Fuggin Schubert E2.

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    One of my customer’s life was just saved by a modular helmet. I have heard folks put them down but my customer is damn happy with his.
     
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    You didn't have spoons? Who has a bike and no spoons? I think I have 4 or 5 sets and only 3 bikes!

    ADV helmets are stupid. They mark them up 200% because adv riders are the newest YouTube trending dipshits with more money than brains.
     
    Sweet rioting helmet bro! When and where is the party?
    Not completely . Full face for riding to trails . Face shield for the same . Visor for the guy in front of you rippin rooster tails in the mud and sun visor . Modular because it's easier to talk and drink without taking the helmet off .