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I have on my flame proof underwear so…

Interesting that after Elon said Trump is on the list a couple weeks later… theres no list.




What a complete fucking surprise. In thousands of pages of paperwork they only managed to find one Englishman who may have had sex with a 17yo British woman outside of the United States and they ruined his life. The age of consent in Great Britain is 16 btw. Oh the horror.

No supposed "victims " and not one single adult male was able to be identified. Flight records show Bill Clinton made 26 trips to pedo Island have vanished.

And yet they murdered this man in federal custody. Hmmmmmmm.
 
Check for codes; there will be a MAF rich limit exceeded fault. Check fuel pressure/volume; that’s going to be normal. The above pic is easy. I had to struggle a little bit with my diag years and years ago but it ended up being an air filter housing full of dog food that a mouse cached. Little prick…
 


Rapper “4-xtra now 2-short” as he blows his hand off with homemade fireworks… after saying “let’s blow up some homies…”

Now two fingers are pink mist and he will be known as lefty… da ijut!

Classic… just classic.

Must not be a great rapper, because he needs a go-fund me to pay for medical care. I thought those guy were all loaded?

Oh, wait… that’s only the ones who actually have talent. My bad.

Sirhr
 

It was such a minute amount that it was pretty much harmless and the half life rendered it inert after about 4 months….

You can still buy similar toys but they use a different isotope.

Radium watch dials were more harmful! ESP to the makers!

Sirhr
 
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Do any of you fathers have teenagers who refuse to get out of bed in the morning? Do you have wayward children that think noon is the earliest that they can greet the day? Do you have stubborn children who like to try your patience when it is time to be out the door and on to school?

Well, your troubles are over. Just play the audio of this classic from 1975 - real loud and outside their bed room door and you will have an energetic youth shouting for joy at sunrise. They will never forget you for your lovingkindness with this gentle reminder to get them up!

You will be the center of attention at the breakfast table and mom will love you for helping her with the kids.

Remember to put ear plugs in, stand back, wait, watch and learn from their reactions! Please let us all know how it works for you.