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One shining example of parenting.
 
What ever I spend on guns she spends on shoes and clothes. I do not ask why she needs 300 pairs of shoes she doesn't ask why I need another gun.
She does ask why I don't shoot them more..................
4' diameter, floor to ceiling lazy Susan shoe rack.

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Occasionally I will make comment like, “Geez, what did you buy now?” when a package shows up. Her reply is usually something like, “Do I complain when the UPS driver has to use a handcart to deliver your crap?”
 
Jay Leno looks like death warmed over. One foot in the grave , the other on a ‘ Naner peel type shit . 😳

in his defense , hes been full time caretaker for his wife who has dementia for the last year or two. im sure the days are pretty long having to dress and feed and adult.

personally, I think he looks ok for what he's going through
 
On a seroius note, after 6 months of listening to the managers childish, amateur rants about nit picky BS and his threats to withhold our bonuses and make it mandatory to work holidays in the morning meeting every day it doesn't worry me anymore.
I've come to the conclusion that's its gonna happen sooner or later. Just a matter of time..
 

I saw the original of that one in Raleigh, NC when it came out in 1988... Had to walk through a barrage of picketers! The soul scrubbers went mental over that movie. IIRC, we had to drive to Raleigh to see it because it was only shown in a couple of places in the region. Was not showing in Fayette County, that's for sure! I think only one theater in North Raleigh (IBM-Town) was open-minded enough to show it!

Movie didn't impress me. But the reaction to it, I thought, was pretty stupid. Never saw the controversy.

Then again I laughed my ass off all through Life of Brian and that was attacked as well. Even though it never showed Christ in any kind of negative light! Only showed the sillyness of the zealots who were obsessed with Brian!

Interesting times...

Sirhr

PS. The one I was thinking of was Scorsese’s “The Last Temptation of Christ”. Not the Gibson one! Thanks, @JR_77 for the correction!!!
 
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won't need All the Hollywood Pedo's when people continue making movies/clips with AI
looking closely at the picture of the cat stopping traffic, it was so easy to see it was staged. But the point is that it is a cute story. True Grit is a neat story, To Kill a Mockingbird is a neat story. To me, it doesn’t matter how it’s made anymore. I’ve seen some of the best movies starring actors / actresses, directors/producers I would spit on if they came even close to my presence. It’s all fiction until the far left says it’s true. Then it’s a downright lie.

They are so consistent. Consistently WRONG!

We had this little tom cat, a throwaway. Found him on the side of the road, miles from any home. Most pitiful creature you ever saw. Thought he would not live through the weekend, but he did. First thing Monday morning, we got him to the vet. Worst case of internal parasites they had ever seen. Brenda doctored on him for months. He grew into the most beautiful critter to ever grace the environs of the Kirste family (and we’ve had some championship halter horses and winners under saddle, who were themselves beautiful animals).

He looked out for other animals when they were ill or in danger. Sweetest little fella. He was special to us. He’d mock attack us and then curl up in your lap.

He was The Bandit, because he would steal your heart.

He died at 18 months of age to a saddleblock thrombosis.

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Everything about that cat in the video reminded me of Bandit.
 
in his defense , hes been full time caretaker for his wife who has dementia for the last year or two. im sure the days are pretty long having to dress and feed and adult.

personally, I think he looks ok for what he's going through
She passed a couple months ago.

Edited. I guess I'm mistaken. Still taking care of her. I thought I'd seen she passed a while ago.
 
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I saw the original of that one in Raleigh, NC when it came out in 1988... Had to walk through a barrage of picketers! The soul scrubbers went mental over that movie. IIRC, we had to drive to Raleigh to see it because it was only shown in a couple of places in the region. Was not showing in Fayette County, that's for sure! I think only one theater in North Raleigh (IBM-Town) was open-minded enough to show it!

Movie didn't impress me. But the reaction to it, I thought, was pretty stupid. Never saw the controversy.

Then again I laughed my ass off all through Life of Brian and that was attacked as well. Even though it never showed Christ in any kind of negative light! Only showed the sillyness of the zealots who were obsessed with Brian!

Interesting times...

Sirhr
The first movie as your calling it “the original” was The Passion of the Christ but was released in 2004.

Not sure which movie you’re referring to from 1988? I’m not a movie buff so not sure which one it could be?
 
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What ever I spend on guns she spends on shoes and clothes. I do not ask why she needs 300 pairs of shoes she doesn't ask why I need another gun.
She does ask why I don't shoot them more..................
4' diameter, floor to ceiling lazy Susan shoe rack.

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I don't know why, but that reminded me of this classic. 😇

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looking closely at the picture of the cat stopping traffic, it was so easy to see it was staged. But the point is that it is a cute story. True Grit is a neat story, To Kill a Mockingbird is a neat story. To me, it doesn’t matter how it’s made anymore. I’ve seen some of the best movies starring actors / actresses, directors/producers I would spit on if they came even close to my presence. It’s all fiction until the far left says it’s true. Then it’s a downright lie.

They are so consistent. Consistently WRONG!

We had this little tom cat, a throwaway. Found him on the side of the road, miles from any home. Most pitiful creature you ever saw. Thought he would not live through the weekend, but he did. First thing Monday morning, we got him to the vet. Worst case of internal parasites they had ever seen. Brenda doctored on him for months. He grew into the most beautiful critter to ever grace the environs of the Kirste family (and we’ve had some championship halter horses and winners under saddle, who were themselves beautiful animals).

He looked out for other animals when they were ill or in danger. Sweetest little fella. He was special to us. He’d mock attack us and then curl up in your lap.

He was The Bandit, because he would steal your heart.

He died at 18 months of age to a saddleblock thrombosis.

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Everything about that cat in the video reminded me of Bandit.
My cat Socket had the saddle thrombosis. He didn’t understand why his rear legs weren’t working and he seemed so frustrated. There is no treatment for it. The last kindness is so hard. He was a great friend with a ton of personality.

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My cat Socket had the saddle thrombosis. He didn’t understand why his rear legs weren’t working and he seemed so frustrated. There is no treatment for it. The last kindness is so hard. He was a great friend with a ton of personality.

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Our lazy worthless cats are about middle aged so they have a while to go but I’m going to be an absolute train wreck when we have to put them down.
 
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The first movie as your calling it “the original” was The Passion of the Christ but was released in 2004.

Not sure which movie you’re referring to from 1988? I’m not a movie buff so not sure which one it could be?

He was thinking of Die Hard, he gets them confused.
 
The first movie as your calling it “the original” was The Passion of the Christ but was released in 2004.

Not sure which movie you’re referring to from 1988? I’m not a movie buff so not sure which one it could be?
You are totally right…

It was “The Last Temptation of Christ.” With Willem Dafoe!


Never saw the Gibson one.

Had a mind fart there! Thanks for the correction!!!

Cheers, Sirhr
 
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He was thinking of Die Hard, he gets them confused.

Yeah, Mel Gibson was excellent in Die Hard ;-)

But still hard to beat Bruce Willis in Lethal Weapon!

They are both Christmas movies, BTW! So easy to get mixed up!

Don’t forget that Rambo starring Schwarzenegger is a Christmas movie, too!!

Sirhr
 
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