Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Everyone knows this is AI generated fake. An American would know that the gun needs to go other-side-up for an easy grab. Laying it on the table this way is going to get you shot. Total BS post..
Sirhr
And there isn’t enough bacon.
My last picture with the fully-clothed legacy woman was not well received (removed it, please forgive me), so let me know if this, too, is out of bounds...shouldn't be with the boomers among us.
Who remembers how these work?
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In, IIRC, 7th grade we did a class field trip to Boston and all of the guys in my class found some street hawker selling these and we each dumped about $5 to get one. $5 in 1979-ish would have bought you a used car. Our parents were very disappointed in us!!!
Bah hah ah hahahaha...
1200hp smoker before they muzzled them could take on what was esentialy a Group B rally car derivative ,220km/h
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"Yutes" today don't know what they missed out on before the nanny-state started to emasculate an entire generation...
You can try and categorize your intelligence as a species all you want. But I just wanted to point out that Homo Saplens invented Aerosol Cheese. There is nothing more you need to know. Cheeze Whiz is one of mankinds greatest inventions.
I am not making this up. It was considered settled science in 1980.
Sirhr
I am not making this up. It was considered settled science in 1980.
Sirhr
I stuttered most all my life and still do some now... I didn't like the harassment, but never thought of shooting anyone. Just par for the course of being "different". Different has it's downside...
Isn't stuttering part of the invention of Rap???
If you were stuttering, you should have been protected by the "Homies."
Sirhr
There is never enough bacon.
I'm a ginger with a Spanish last name.
I have a standing offer of $10 for anyone with an original joke about Marines, red heads or a Spanish Irish mix that I have not heard and is actually funny.
How many people in this country today have experienced the pure poverty and hungry these children lived?
If possible it would be something to hear their stories and how their lives went.
Thank you for posting that. Going to look that up.
A little more info...
PBS - The Great Famine
Watch Chapter 1 of The Great Famine
Watch on Amazon Prime for $3.99
It looks like you have to rent the documentary from Amazon to watch it...
Jesus…‘that’s a repost from page 1!!
WTF… doesn’t anyone check out what’s been posted anymore??!!
Sirhr
Shouldn’t stuttering, like any speech problem, be on the ADA protected lithp.
A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs.The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC.Letter from Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife
ear Landowner:WDFWR Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property. *****************************RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERSear Mr. Nemel:Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle).You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident).Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM.Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles.After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident).Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application.However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status".You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys" and your "Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks."This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.“Let’s Go Brandon!”Sincerely,The American Citizens!
Homo Sapiens is the half-wit species that invented $&@/ing autocorrect. Which doesn’t work when it should and works when it shouldn’t.
Sirhr
Betting this guy doesnt get sick much.
K always laughs about how I work all in the garage day, eat, etc, with dirty hands.
Rarely get sick.
Work is a different story…..
Poop, pee, puke, blood, and puss from all kinda nasty…..
and mucous. Lots of mucous
Never had an issue here with mine in north Texas. Paul was great, idk who runs the route anymore tho
Someone has a dog problem
Several years ago we installed a system in the local animal shelter. Two years later they called about it not cooling. The evaporator coil was missing about 50% of the aluminum fins from the ammonia and whatever else is in the air. That can't be good for the people working there.
What do you get when you mix a Spic and a Mic ??
A slip and slide................
PM me I'll tell you where to send the $10.
Chinese Coast Guard rams a Chinese Navy ship while fucking with a Philippine fishing boat.
The names of the Captains of the Chinese Navy ship and Coast Guard vessel have been released. Sum Tee Wong and Ho Lee Fuk have been relieved of duty and ordered to report to Chinese Naval HQ in Beijing.
