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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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The giant Crocodile was keeping the other two smaller crocs off the sand bar. In Costa Rica 🇨🇷 This picture doesn’t do justice for the size of this croc
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DarnYankeeUSMC said:
PM me the info. I'll send you 4 quarters for the vending machine in the men's room at the truck stop. You really shouldn't reproduce.
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You threw out the challenge and that is a joke I heard about 1970ish when I lived in NY. The other version was WOP for Italian and Latino.
Growing up there nothing was off limits like today and every nationality played and laughed together unlike todays society.
White, black, Puerto Rican, Polack, French, you name it we played and hung out and busted balls and no one cried.
 
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DarnYankeeUSMC said:
I'm a ginger with a Spanish last name.
I have a standing offer of $10 for anyone with an original joke about Marines, red heads or a Spanish Irish mix that I have not heard and is actually funny.

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ironpony52 said:
You threw out the challenge and that is a joke I heard about 1970ish when I lived in NY. The other version was WOP for Italian and Latino.
Growing up there nothing was off limits like today and every nationality played and laughed together unlike todays society.
White, black, Puerto Rican, Polack, French, you name it we played and hung out and busted balls and no one cried.
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"That I have not heard AND is actually funny. "
I've heard it and it is mediocre on the funny scale.
Mick-a-Rican , just saying.

You are going to have to top this one from a Drill Instructor ....
Irish Puerto Rican? Does that mean you can out drink me and still steal my hubcaps?

PS: I grew up with Italians, Germans, Polish and it was the same way. The guys that I call friends today are the same way.
That's why I posted the video from the movie Roxanne. You are born that way. God made you what you are. Embrace it!!

When a stranger falls... Are you ok, let me help you.
Someone you know falls.. That was stoooopid
When a friend falls... Bwaaaahahaha, dumbass. Bet you can't do that again.
 
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375fan said:
How many people in this country today have experienced the pure poverty and hungry these children lived?
If possible it would be something to hear their stories and how their lives went.
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My mom raised four of us kids in 1963 in Louisiana after leaving my abusive dad ,no child support or snap ebt or welfare, never realized we were poor ,but one Thanksgiving morning there was a knock on the door when I went to see who it was there was a cardboard box on the porch and a car driving away , there was groceries in the box for Thanksgiving dinner, I seen tears in my mom's eyes , so I can relate to Merles song ,mama's hungry eyes.
 
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powdahound76 said:
Betting this guy doesnt get sick much.

K always laughs about how I work all in the garage day, eat, etc, with dirty hands.
Rarely get sick.

Work is a different story….. 🤣
Poop, pee, puke, blood, and puss from all kinda nasty…..
and mucous. Lots of mucous
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Exactly, what's the use of having an imune system , if you don't use it every once in a while.
 
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I spent a few years as a "ward of the state of Pennsylvania" in a Catholic orphanage, back when PA allowed religious organizations to receive state funding to intercede on children's behalf. We didn't have a lot in the orphanage, but we had enough food and clothing, and a safe place to sleep. I never faced the level of poverty some have, but I lived the "knock at the door and food box" thing when my mom was trying to get us back and had us only on the weekends.

I was in the military in some form (Active, Reserve and then Guard) from Nov 1976 - July 2018. When people would ask me why, I told them I was providing top cover for the nuns at the orphanage. And the lady with the food box. I'd deal with the despots and dictators if they watched over the kids. Some debts can never really be repaid. Every day in the suck was worth it.

Most people I know who complain about being poor don't know from poor. We were "resource limited" but I had my brother and sisters, so I have always counted myself rich beyond measure.

ironman56 said:
My mom raised four of us kids in 1963 in Louisiana after leaving my abusive dad ,no child support or snap ebt or welfare, never realized we were poor ,but one Thanksgiving morning there was a knock on the door when I went to see who it was there was a cardboard box on the porch and a car driving away , there was groceries in the box for Thanksgiving dinner, I seen tears in my mom's eyes , so I can relate to Merles song ,mama's hungry eyes.
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david walter said:
I spent a few years as a "ward of the state of Pennsylvania" in a Catholic orphanage, back when PA allowed religious organizations to receive state funding to intercede on children's behalf. We didn't have a lot in the orphanage, but we had enough food and clothing, and a safe place to sleep. I never faced the level of poverty some have, but I lived the "knock at the door and food box" thing when my mom was trying to get us back and had us only on the weekends.

I was in the military in some form (Active, Reserve and then Guard) from Nov 1976 - July 2018. When people would ask me why, I told them I was providing top cover for the nuns at the orphanage. And the lady with the food box. I'd deal with the despots and dictators if they watched over the kids. Some debts can never really be repaid. Every day in the suck was worth it.

Most people I know who complain about being poor don't know from poor. We were "resource limited" but I had my brother and sisters, so I have always counted myself rich beyond measure.
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Glad you successfully came out on the other side of that, sir. Peace be with you. 🙏
 
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Lawless said:
Insane


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I will swear that before she became a leftist twat, Molly Ringwald was the patron saint of future dykes, Karens, blue-haired leftists and crazy-cat-lady-wine-drinking-chocolate-scarfing loser women the world over.

Get over yourself, bitch. Having a nice ass and Butterface at 16 has not helped your batshit crazy career any.

Sirhr

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Lawless said:
Cannot overemphasize What an impact this movie had on teenage me.
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People who were all whining and bitching about the trials and tribulations of the Class of 2020, who had to miss their graduation and endure lockdowns and a freshman year stuck at home on mommy's computer...

Never had to face the fact that we in the class of 1984 had to deal with an invasion by USSR and Cuban Troops and take to the woods for 36 months of killing commies before the US forces re-took our positions.

Fucking lightweight Covid faggots. Class of 1984 had to go full kinetic on these commie fucks. It affected us. We're now old, mean and stay the fuck off our lawns and out of our wilderness areas, commies.

Sirhr
 
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