Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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[babyguppy]

Looks like that 90MPH tape held to about 110!!

 

[Gemsbok]

If you know you know

"And many a good girl has been ruined there."
Is your picture of these guys?

 

[JR_77]

Nurembergring is a bitch for those who have more cars than skills..

Sirhr

Remember this video?

 

[JR_77]

Looks like that 90MPH tape held to about 110!!

Well that’s one time throwing a caution flag looks justified.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The first rule of "Condescending Club"
is really complicated... and honestly,
I don’t think you’d get it even if I
explained it in the simplest way possible.

Sirhr

 

[Norther]

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It’s no fun when your mustache freezes to your beard and you can’t open your mouth.

 

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[hermosabeach]

Obamas kid dropped the Obama name

No arrests

Barack Obama mocks daughter Malia for dropping surname

The former president, 63, poked fun at his daughter and called her 'stubborn' after it was revealed she will go by 'Malia Ann' on the credits of movie The Heart.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

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[ironpony52]

Looks like that 90MPH tape held to about 110!!

Every A&P knows above 90MPH you need to go to foil tape............

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Copperheads aren’t super willing to use full boogie venom for most first bites. The first is dry to mild. Even though they are almost the same snake as a Cottonmouth they aren’t aggressive usually. That is why people sometimes get bitten and say they never saw the snake, they step on one that just trying to be still and escape being noticed.

Dogs who grab snakes can sometimes be bitten multiple times and when the snake realizes it is a serious attack they give you the full squirt.

@armorpl8chikn lost a dog to this once I believe.

Fun fact, Cottonmouth snakes and Copperheads can interbreed. They’re called “Cottonheads”.

I did indeed lose a jack russell.
Late wife walking accross the yard at twilight, snake crawled accross her foot(a miracle she wasn't bit). She jumped and squealed, Sunny ran in and attacked the snake.
As you said, there were two seperate bites on her chest. She didn't survive the night.
Had it not been for the kids, i would have got her out of her misery. You couldn't put your hands on her, she would eat you up.
Turrble, turrble memory.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Whats the over/under in days, on our newest poster posting something inappropriate in this thread?

 

[Ramius]

 

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[Lawless]