WTF is going on in Quantico next week with 800+ flag officers???

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"It’s really just a very nice meeting talking about how well we’re doing militarily, talking about being in great shape, talking about a lot of good, positive things. It’s just a good message," Trump told NBC News.

"We have some great people coming in, and it’s just an ‘esprit de corps.’ You know the expression ‘esprit de corps’? That’s all it’s about. We’re talking about what we’re doing, what they’re doing, and how we’re doing."


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What I hope happens at the Hegseth meeting with the brass:

1.) Demand a formation in Class A uniforms on the parade deck starting at 13:00.

2.) Make the brass and their staffs show up 15 minutes prior to 15 minutes prior.

3.) Hegseth should then show up at least one hour late after making the turds wait in the sun, rain, or whatever.

He should then make a pointless speech, passing on information that is totally useless.

4.) Hegseth should then turn it over to one of his underlings. This underling should then proceed to chew ass and deliver a 6 hour long libo safety briefing; making sure to life on all of them about DUI’s, domestic violence, and whatever other dumb shit can be thought of. This will wrap up at 19:00

5.) They should then be instructed to turn to for weekend libo. Mandatory sign out with a libo buddy, with mandatory inspection of their civilian attire to ensure they are maintaining the grooming standard.

All of them will of course fail the civilian attire and grooming standards inspection, because it is impossible to satisfy. Figure 21:30.

6.) Libo is now canked’ on account none of those shitbags can pass inspection. Now all personnel will report to the squad bays at Camp Upshur on MCB Quantico. 22:00 arrival at Camp Upshur.

7.) All personnel will now commence field day of the squad bays. 22:00 to 02:00.

8.) Turn to for lights out at 02:30.

9.) At 04:00 get everyone up to search for a missing set of NOD’s on the nearest land nav course. Make sure the NOD’s are found in the armory at about 07:40…. oops armorers miscounted.

10.) 08:00 morning formation, rinse and repeat steps 1-10 until the stupid fuckers know what it’s like to be a junior enlisted Marine or soldier.
 
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What I hope happens at the Hegseth meeting with the brass:

1.) Demand a formation in Class A uniforms on the parade deck starting at 13:00.

2.) Make the brass and their staffs show up 15 minutes prior to 15 minutes prior.

3.) Hegseth should then show up at least one hour late after making the turds wait in the sun, rain, or whatever.

He should then make a pointless speech, passing on information that is totally useless.

4.) Hegseth should then turn it over to one of his underlings. This underling should then proceed to chew ass and deliver a 6 hour long libo safety briefing; making sure to life on all of them about DUI’s, domestic violence, and whatever other dumb shit can be thought of. This will wrap up at 19:00

5.) They should then be instructed to turn to for weekend libo. Mandatory sign out with a libo buddy, with mandatory inspection of their civilian attire to ensure they are maintaining the grooming standard.

All of them will of course fail the civilian attire and grooming standards inspection, because it is impossible to satisfy. Figure 21:30.

6.) Libo is now canked’ on account none of those shitbags can pass inspection. Now all personnel will report to the squad bays at Camp Upshur on MCB Quantico. 22:00 arrival at Camp Upshur.

7.) All personnel will now commence field day of the squad bays. 22:00 to 02:00.

8.) Turn to for lights out at 02:30.

9.) At 04:00 get everyone up to search for a missing set of NOD’s on the nearest land nav course. Make sure the NOD’s are found in the armory at about 07:40…. oops armorers miscounted.

10.) 08:00 morning formation, rinse and repeat steps 1-10 until the stupid fuckers know what it’s like to be a junior enlisted Marine or soldier.

And make them wear PT glo-belts when not seated:

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Gov asset doing what they do best, spreading fear and disinformation so that the populace is easier to control and they can continue to hide the real crimes. This stuff has been going on since the 40’s and they have had the last 75+ years to hone their craft even more.
 
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When was the last time the USA declared war???

Technically in 1942… when in sort of an afterthought… it declared war on Bulgaria, Hungary and Rumania…. Which were aligned with Italy and Germany.

It only declared war on Japan, Germany and Italy after those three countries declared war on the U.S. (in a well-thought-out-plan.)

Every other instance of “war” was basically just some form of UN resolution and/or police action.

So must be that we have been at peace through the last 83 years. Go figger!

Sirhr
 
I got out just before the glow belt obsession.

That is a regulation created specially for Sgt’s Major to have a new and exciting excuse to chew ass and life on junior enlisted, all to justify their useless fucking jobs in a pay grade that has no need to exist.

Which is why the Generals should all have to wear them…

So they can stomp it out from the top!

Sirhr
 
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Which is why the Generals should all have to wear them…

So they can stomp it out from the top!

Sirhr

New memo on uniforms:

Since you love making junior enlisted service members wear day-glow P.T. belts SecWar has decided to incorporate them into all uniforms at all times.

This will include a new directive that all service members rank E-8 and above shall wear uniforms for field, garrison (service class A), and dress that are made entirely of Day-Glow Yellow/Green materials. These shall be worn at all times, including combat zones.

To show leadership by example all E-8 and above will proudly demonstrate the values of Hi-Viz by wearing these new uniforms.

Please note new Hi-Viz uniforms are NOT currently eligible under uniform allowances, and must be purchased at the expense of the above listed personnel.
 

“Speaking outside of the White House ahead of his address to military leaders, President Donald Trump also underscored that he would take a hard line in evaluating senior leaders going forward.
“I’m going to be meeting with generals and with admirals and with leaders, and if I don’t like somebody, I’m gonna fire them right on the spot,” Trump said.”
 
Announced this morning that the new military PT and fitness standards for all combat arms will be “highest male standard only.”

No dual standard.

I also gather that this is going to echo the SF fitness standards which is not modified for age. So getting older, you still have to meet the basic standard that applied when you started out.

If accurate that’s going to weed out a lot of folks! And is as it should be. One standard. Pass it and you can serve in combat arms branches. Don’t pass it and you can type memos or go find mines.

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