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How Shankster has forever touched my life.

Maggot

Maggot

"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood"
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    • Jul 27, 2007
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    Being s slender person Ive always had a slight fear of really "HEFTY girls....something about that that huge gelatinous mass of quivering flesh just made me want to run away, and a little queasy in the stomach. I dont know if it was a deep fear of being rolled over on at night and suffocated, or of forgetting to strap the 2x4 across my ass before sex and fallling in and not being able to find my way out.

    Nowdays after seeing Shanksters great devotion to and exploitation lff "PLUS SIZED GIRLS, when I bump into one of those quivering hulks at the dul-mart or elsewhere,I get a warm glow and think...."Wow, there goes one of Shanks hefties".

    its like having a new world opened to me.

    Thanks, Shank.

    And btw, you never told us how things worked out with the Moms boyfriends daughter....not really fair to ask our advice and not follow through.
     
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    #2
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    Amazing, over 200 views and no replies......not even Shank. Thought at least someone would insult me,
     
    #6
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    As Elvis used to say..."Thank you, thank you very much."
     
    #7
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    There is not enough beer or booze to get me to even think about a big one.
    When I think "Hefty" I think of garbage bags.
    Think about how it would be possible, not want to do.
    Worked with another guy that would hit it if it had a hole.
     
    #9
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...something about that that huge gelatinous mass of quivering flesh </div></div>

    WOW.....What a way to paint a picture...scary. Just Scary.
     
    #11
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mudcat-NC</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey man, fat chicks need lovin' too! Someone has to take one for the team.
    </div></div>

    <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YuSXihJM6jY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #13
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    This is where I have been spending a lot of my internet time:


    im2fck.jpg
     
    #15
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Fat chicks are an aberration to God and should be punished be being forced to go to fat camps until they are hot. A nutritional prison.

    Shankster will have to learn to adapt. </div></div>


    Sounds like "FAT CHICK BASHING" to me. We might have to hit Mike with the ban hamme
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    #18
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    Oh my god, after seeing those i am not sure if i will ever be right again. I was planning on giving mama a good spankin tonight but it may take a few days to recover from those pictures being burnt into my mind.
     
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    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    Wow I just don't even know how to begin. Im sure these women enjoy Shanks lovin. But as for me after looking at these photos I don't think Ill be horny for a couple weeks. LOL though Goldie.
     
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    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Just for you, Shank.

    fat_woman.jpg
    </div></div>

    I just can't resist on this one. I mean WTF happened here. LMFAO WTF!!
     
    #22
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    It appears she has a huge uncircumsized limp d**k growing on the front of her. Oh well, to each his owne and what ever floats your boat.
     
    #23
    Re: How Shankster has forever touched my life.

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: luvtoclimb1976</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Just for you, Shank.

    fat_woman.jpg
    </div></div>

    I just can't resist on this one. I mean WTF happened here. LMFAO WTF!!</div></div>

    Just keep watching tv and eatin snacks....ummmmpork rinds, ice cream, chips, popcorn, supersize me.

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dan Tucker</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh my god, after seeing those i am not sure if i will ever be right again. I was planning on giving mama a good spankin tonight but it may take a few days to recover from those pictures being burnt into my mind. </div></div>

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: luvtoclimb1976</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wow I just don't even know how to begin. Im sure these women enjoy Shanks lovin. But as for me after looking at these photos I don't think Ill be horny for a couple weeks. LOL though Goldie.</div></div>

    That which is seen cannot be unseen.
     
    #26
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    That my good sirs is what you call a FUPA!

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    I think one of these guys is shankster...
     
    #38
    MtnCreek said:
    @Maggot

    Are you still being touched by shankster? :-D
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    When a touch scares you tell an adult . But not the adult that's touching you . A diiferent one . And not a creepy one either cause they might think you easy and start touchin ya too . Then next thing you know you're gettin tag teamed and spit roasted . Wow Maggs you lead an 8nteresting life . ??????
     
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