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Movie Theater Snow White and the Huntsman

DamnYuppie

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Saw this movie this weekend. Overall I can't recommend it. It is so predictable it hurts, you can literally guess everything that is going to happen well in advance, with side benefit of being absolutely certain that it will be done poorly.

The action is non existent, the characters are worse then flat, all the GCI was shown in the trailers, so yeah don't waste your money.
 
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agreed! while, it is snow white, so we should know what's going to happen, it really was a crappy movie
 
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Shit... The wife wants me to go see this with her tomorrow, I thought it looked cool from the previews but looks like I'll be taking a nap instead.
 
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Kristen Stewart makes Keanu Reeves look like a master thespian. At least she's an alright looking dude.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sled Dog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Kristen Stewart makes Keanu Reeves look like a master thespian. At least she's an alright looking dude. </div></div>
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sled Dog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Kristen Stewart makes Keanu Reeves look like a master thespian. At least she's an alright looking dude. </div></div>
That is funny and sooo true right there.
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I liked "Mirror Mirror" a lot more. Sown White and the Hustman felt like the director was trying to base the movie off of everyone except kristen stewart.
 
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I can't give a full review as I got up and left sometime prior to the end, I couldn't take anymore. My feelings, the movie could have been awesome. The visual are excellent, the acting is passible. However, they tried to do SO MANY things in the plot. The movie is over half way through when you meet the dwarfs.

Sorry, Kristen Stewart is terrible and a far far cry from the fairest of anything. Her only feature making her "fit" Snow White is her pasty white skin. Do something with those bugs bunny front teeth, movies are in HD today. Damn! Funny, no matter what they did to Charlize, she just is F-ing Hot.

I don't know how it turned out in the end of the movie, but I think that I can guess. I can't recommend on any level, exc
 
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I felt like I needed to chew some Chicklets after suffering through Kristen Stewart's scenes.

Charlize's scenes almost make it bearable, almost.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maxpower220</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Sorry, Kristen Stewart is terrible and a far far cry from the fairest of anything. Her only feature making her "fit" Snow White is her pasty white skin. Do something with those bugs bunny front teeth, movies are in HD today. Damn! Funny, no matter what they did to Charlize, she just is F-ing Hot.
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I've only watched one other movie with her in it and the entire time watching Snow White all i could think about was -damn she does keep her mouth half way open alot and stares at nothing
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Aur0ra145</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I liked "Mirror Mirror" a lot more. Sown White and the Hustman felt like the director was trying to base the movie off of everyone except kristen stewart. </div></div>

I just saw "mirror mirror" tonight, and enjoyed it about a hundred times more than "snow white and the huntsman".
 
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Got dragged along to see it, knew before it even started it was gonna blow. As stated earlier, just because she is whiter than the underside of my balls doesn't mean Kristen Stewart is a good match for the role. Just like In Living Color said

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I actually laughed a little at Snow White's "follow me into battle" speech. She was not very convincing in that roll. On the other hand, she did a good job playing a corpse.
Otherwise, I found the movie pleasant, it's just a shame that the main character had to be the weakest link.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: firefox</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I like it just my two cents. </div></div>

Yep, I got dragged along by the wife expecting it to suck and was pleasently surprised. I'm finding it has a lot to do with my expectations these days. Overall, not the worst "see it with the girl" movie by any means.