Does anyone remember the funny the guy wrote after fixing his super model girlfriend a dinner with doctored MREs ?
Thanks,
Victor
Thanks,
Victor
Maggie’s MRE dinner...?
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That is the funniest damned thing I have ever read in my life!!! I am typing this through a veil of laughter tears streaming down out of my eyes.
Geeeezzzzzzusss !!!
That's just tooooo damned funny ! ! ! !
That is the funniest damned thing I have ever read in my life!!! I am typing this through a veil of laughter tears streaming down out of my eyes.
Geeeezzzzzzusss !!!
That's just tooooo damned funny ! ! ! !
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YEP... That's it. When it first surfaced a few years ago it was being told as a true story. I was trying to tell son-in-law #2 about it. I think the very first time I read it I cried and laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
I just emailed it to daughter #2.
It's still a good read. Thanks guys.
YEP... That's it. When it first surfaced a few years ago it was being told as a true story. I was trying to tell son-in-law #2 about it. I think the very first time I read it I cried and laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
I just emailed it to daughter #2.
It's still a good read. Thanks guys.
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Bon appetite.
Bon appetite.
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....reminds me of when shortly after DS, my wife's co-workers all wanted to try MRE's to see what they were like so I gave here a case to take to work. It didn't go well....one lady actually threw up once she took a whiff after opening the main meal pouch.....two of them didn't show up for work the next day....
....reminds me of when shortly after DS, my wife's co-workers all wanted to try MRE's to see what they were like so I gave here a case to take to work. It didn't go well....one lady actually threw up once she took a whiff after opening the main meal pouch.....two of them didn't show up for work the next day....
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I want to say a Army Ranger wrote a book on how to use MRE's in every day cooking. As the base for all your meals. I'll look and see if i can find it. Pretty funny stuff.
I want to say a Army Ranger wrote a book on how to use MRE's in every day cooking. As the base for all your meals. I'll look and see if i can find it. Pretty funny stuff.
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That's pretty funny....
MRE + Tony Chachere’s Creole Seasoning + Squad Stove + water = not a bad meal
That's pretty funny....
MRE + Tony Chachere’s Creole Seasoning + Squad Stove + water = not a bad meal
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I remember C-rations. And our instructor telling us: If you are constipated, swap peanut butter for the fruit. If you have diarrhea swap your fruit for some of the peanut butter." The MRE's are much better....but I actually sort of liked the crackers in the C-rats.
I remember C-rations. And our instructor telling us: If you are constipated, swap peanut butter for the fruit. If you have diarrhea swap your fruit for some of the peanut butter." The MRE's are much better....but I actually sort of liked the crackers in the C-rats.
