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Get a load of Iran's new flying trashcan

JelloStorm

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I'm waiting for them to claim that it can down Raptors and F-35's LOL


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Re: Get a load of Iran's new flying trashcan

I don’t remember the exact quote but in short, something about coping being the ultimate form of flattery . But damn , their design team must be have every copy of “Janes”, or a lot of stolen blue prints.

What happened someone didn't steal any designs for thrust vectoring nozzles before the prototype was built ?
 
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The intakes look really small the whole "suck, bang, blow, go thing" looks impossible and the canopy looks funky as in not worthy of flight looks more like molded abs plastic.
 
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I wouldn't worry about it, they'll probably use their space monkey to fly it....
 
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Looks like a rejected prop for a batman movie.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 50calcruiser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Their "hangar" looks like the 4-H building at the state fair. </div></div>



Or the Lodge Hall between the pancake breakfast and the fish fry.
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Re: Get a load of Iran's new flying trashcan

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chamber bolt</div><div class="ubbcode-body">May be its a Transformer! </div></div>

The retarded brother of Starscream maybe...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 338BLOODHOUND</div><div class="ubbcode-body">does it even fly? </div></div>

Doesn't look like a ton of lift surface.

More info: http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/a...2ba8_story.html

It's called the "Qaher." Pronounced ... <span style="font-style: italic">"qaar"</span> ?
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Hahaha great title...

No way this is real is it?

Looks like a high school or college project showing how their next fighter should look.
 
Re: Get a load of Iran's new flying trashcan

I rode in that with my kid this summer at Disneyworld. It flies great but they took the cables off for these pictures. It flew fast enough to make me queesy. I figure I could have thrown projectiles from it thus qualifying it in a ground support role.
 
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HAHAHAHAHA. No way that thing flies. Gotta be a mock-up. Reminds me of the pictures of the "drone" they released.
 
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A lot of modeling clay and it looks like the front seat out my 69 camaro! Nice wavy surfaces must of been done by a fly by night auto body shop...LOL
 
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I've seen Monokote applied by preteens to R/C airplanes look more finished...
 
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They seem to be drawing inspiration from everywhere.

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I wonder what Gary's kite looks like?
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It LOOKS cool! But once again, just because you paint it black does not mean that it is "stealthy." Sorry Iran.
 
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The good news is that a Super-Soaker, or a heavy downpour will result in a confirmed kill.

At least they're saving us money on ammo.
 
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There is more engineering that went in to the round platform ..... than in to the plane (read carnival ride)

what can I say, it is a nice platform

 
Re: Get a load of Iran's new flying trashcan

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 50calcruiser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Their "hangar" looks like the 4-H building at the state fair.</div></div>


Hilarious and true!!
 
Re: Get a load of Iran's new flying trashcan

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: thrasher</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 50calcruiser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Their "hangar" looks like the 4-H building at the state fair.</div></div>


Hilarious and true!! </div></div>

Somebody needs to take the time to Photoshop a few of those banners ... tractor companies, seed companies ...
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Re: Get a load of Iran's new flying trashcan

I'm getting out of work and heading to Hobby Lobby so me and my kids can build one of our own.
 
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They need to purchase and reverse engineer some advanced technology. Check out the skin on this beauty compared to the Iranian version.

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im fuckin cryin.......these retarded motherfuckers are as bad as the north koreans and russians with their bullshit lies...sooooo full of win
 
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Looks like an airplane from the movie hot shots.
 
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It's obviously a mock up, but there are few things about it which I find interesting. The wing shape looks like it was designed to work in ground effect, and the Iranians said it was designed for low level flight. They probably cant produce a good engine but they need a jet if they want to make it at all stealthy. Making it small will reduce the engine requirements and also RCS.

The Iranian have a lot of small boats to attack our navy with, the best counter we have for those boats a helicopters armed with hellfire's. If they want to attack the navy they need to get past the helicopters. A cheap slow low flying stealth aircraft would be a good way to at least keep the helicopters busy.
 
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hey;
its a damn shame camels don't fly!they got plenty of camel jockeys.
an old airline add read" leave the flying to US"
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dave 1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">hey;
its a damn shame camels don't fly!they got plenty of camel jockeys.
an old airline add read" leave the flying to US" </div></div>

Yeah, they sure do, don't they, Dave?

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Remind me to send you any coupons I come across for white sales.
 
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I especially like the exposed wiring harness right inside the canopy. I have see cleaner installs of $99 radios done in an 80s Honda civic.

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Vectored thrust? hell no, our shit is OG and you can see our inspiration.

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I'm no airplane expert but gotta ask about the landing gear. Kinda looks like it's sitting on a set of training wheels.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tactical_Tom</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A cheap slow low flying stealth aircraft would be a good way to at least keep the helicopters busy. </div></div>

I don't know a lot about Naval tactics...but carriers have a CAP up pretty much 24/7 "over there", don't they?
 
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That is the cheeziest disinformation release I've seen in decades.

Electrical tubing covered by canvas and paint...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JelloStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm waiting for them to claim that it can down Raptors and F-35's LOL


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Don't be so smug. They are still managing to take over US drones and land them so aren't as dumb as you may think.
 
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Looks like the kind of build quality that comes out of most tech demonstrators.

It reminds me of the Boeing Bird of Prey a lot.

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Kind of like they took a bad photochop job from a mallninja site and built their new "game changer" from it.
 
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Budget cuts forced the Department of Defense to cut most of their contracts with Red Jacket Firearms.

That left Red Jacket with only one option left...