I hear what you're saying Squid. All I see on "Best" is simply an opinion...no actual scientific testing involved. For example "best scope". I've yet to see a head to head scope comparison that involved any testing on an optics bench- light transmission, frequency, coma etc not even a shake test on an MTS machine. Even with rifle or pistol tests, there is still a person behind the gun. That simply means that there is no "best" simply the opinion or perception of the best.
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