Maggie’s To the hunters out there: (short joke but I found it so funny)

[BlueVFRank]

To the hunters out there:

Dispatcher:911 what is your emergency?
Hunter:I...I think my friend is dead! He just plopped down and died!
Dispatcher:Sir please calm down first make sure he is dead.
Hunter:Okay hold on.
*The dispatcher hears 2 distinct gunshots*
Hunter:Okay now what?

 

[Maggot]

That's sick. Funny but sick. Made me think back to something that happened when I was a kid growing up. A guy and his son went turkey hunting. The kid shot the old man while he was in a tree, not once but twice. As I remember no charges were filed. Hunting accidents...very convenient things.

 

[bassani]

that got a chuckle

 

[Decoy]

Accidentally shot my brother during a deer hunt out in the woods so I got him to the hospital as fast as I could.

I asked the doc if he would be alright and he said "yea he is going to pull through but it would have been a lot better if you hadn't gutted him first"

 

[High Binder]

LOL, you guys are sick!

 

[Bruno]

Got to love a nice hunting joke. Reminds me of some guys out in the hills who are a few bricks short I know.