I am busted

[royboy]

I was at the pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end.

The life guard must have noticed though.

He blew his whistle so fucking loud I nearly fell in....

 

[CthulhuAwakens]

I usually do it off the diving board.

 

[997/2man]

I was at the pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end.

The life guard must have noticed though.

He blew his whistle so fucking loud I nearly fell in....

I just can't understand why they wouldn't be cool with that...

 

[Brian]

Geez it's not like you shit in the pool...

 

[my human host]

Try aiming between the swimmers next time. They might go easier on you.

 

[mallrat]

Geez it's not like you shit in the pool...

Caddishack flashbacks...

 

[Flying Goose]

did the water turn that shade of bright blue or did you whip it out

 

[Dirty D]

Stupid bitchy lifeguards! Apparently there is a front and a back to thong bathing suits, my bad...

 

[Nate O.]

could have been worse.........

 

[xs hedspace]

Hey, I think that's Anthony Weiner's brother in that photo!

 

[paintguy]

Drop an upper-decker on the diving board, that will teach em'!!

 

[30calDeath]

This thread is full of W T F lol

 

[Manevitch]

I got caught by my wife once going to the bathroom in the shower. Almost got away with it but the corn got stuck in the drain :-D

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[30calDeath]

I got caught by my wife once going to the bathroom in the shower. Almost got away with it but the corn got stuck in the drain :-D

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Oh man thats hilarious.....last time me and my GF showered together I just pee'd on her leg LMAO

 

[Long shot Roughneck]

How can they tell its pee when theyre already taking a hot shower?


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[CajunBuldg]

Oh my, lol...


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