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"Viking calendar predicts the world will end Saturday"

BALLISTIC

BALLISTIC

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According to people in England they are saying that the Viking calendar says that Ragnarök is upon us. Which if you don't know means that the oceans will swallow all land, and afterwards two humans will get to start over in Midgard, or Earth. I'm not so trusting of the English from reading history, but I will make sure I am partying like a Viking in case it does happen.

Viking calendar predicts the world will end Saturday
 
Just for all you believers in the Norse ways ...

 
Well if I am going to die with the rest of the world and the there are only two people left I think I'd rather it be two hot chicks. At least then I can look down from Valhalla and have some after life amusement. Do ghosts get aroused??

Sully
 
The track record of these kinds of predictions should be enough for people just to roll their eyes.
 
I'm only 48 and this is now five or six in my lifetime. If our ancestors were not so obsessed with the day the worlds ends and more interested in mankind getting its collective shit together we would all be in Utopia now and not mulling over the next doomsday.

Sully
 
More empty promises...

I've been promised the end of the world way too many times & they all lied.
 
I almost fell for the whole drink the kool aid and kill yourself to board the comet spaceship thing a few years ago. ..not this time
 
Finris, here so when do you want Ragnarok to Start? I'm sure I have something to do with it....
 
Al Gore is to Vikings as
Richard Simmons is to special operations pipe hitters
 
Finris said:
Finris, here so when do you want Ragnarok to Start? I'm sure I have something to do with it....
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Not in my time, nor in the time of my children or their children or their children's children's children...........
 
My fall back statement seems appropriate here.

Fuckem'
 
Is this going to happen Eastern, Mountain or Central time? I'm working the overnight shift and just wondering when to get my coffee and make popcorn?

Sully
 
The world ended for the Vikings in 1978.

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Crap, put all my eggs in the world ending basket and now I have to go to work with a hell of a hangover with the worst friction burns on my Johnson I ever had. But then again, it was a great night so thank you Vikings.

Sully
 
Anybody know when the next end of the world is?
 
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