Chicago: Mass Moo(n)ing, 12 FEB (Brown, stay home!)

[Veer_G]

The self-righteous Left, unnerved by the lack of milk, cookies, and a Real Hard Tryer Trophy post-election, is going to pollute the shores of Lake Michigan just ... a ... little ... more.

http://heatst.com/politics/chicago-...tower-to-force-release-of-trumps-tax-returns/

I'm almost inclined to ask The Donald to take one for the team. PLEASE?!

Look ...

... away ...

now ...

...

...

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Yeah, it's gonna be like that.

 

[bogeybrown]

I'm glad I missed that one. I was busy cooking and drinking beer for a charity event at the bar.

Considering how how many of these lunatics think it's fun to "polar plunge" into the damn lake this time of year, going bare-ass is no surprise.

 

[Veer_G]

I'm glad I missed that one. I was busy cooking and drinking beer for a charity event at the bar.

Considering how how many of these lunatics think it's fun to "polar plunge" into the damn lake this time of year, going bare-ass is no surprise.

12 FEB, yeah, derrrrrrrr ...

It's been an insane few days chez Veer. The dog is in the hospital, once again, for emetics, hydration, and observation. Tomorrow, an ultrasound. Her badass garbage-eating ways have finally caught up with her. However, she did show her class by defecating a cap from a plastic bottle of Perrier Lemon outside the vet hospital. This is on top of the two seizures she had late Saturday night and early Sunday morning. I may soon rename her "Suppressor."

 

[P-Squared]

Veer, I'm going to use the 'Real Hard Tryer Trophy' on some of the snowflakes at the office. I might even start a contest and give the last place contestant the 'Real Hard Tryer Trophy'. Here come the HR phone calls... oh wait, I'm HR.

 

[AIAW]

The self-righteous Left, unnerved by the lack of milk, cookies, and a Real Hard Tryer Trophy post-election, is going to pollute the shores of Lake Michigan just ... a ... little ... more.

http://heatst.com/politics/chicago-...tower-to-force-release-of-trumps-tax-returns/

I'm almost inclined to ask The Donald to take one for the team. PLEASE?!

Look ...

... away ...

now ...

...

...

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Yeah, it's gonna be like that.

No matter how cold it is outside, this photo proves that chocolate will still melt in the sun...

 

[Veer_G]

people are exposing themselves to me.......sounds like a sexual harassment case in the making.......i may need counseling from the trauma of their unwanted sexual advances and mental rape.

RAAAAPE!!! RAAAAPPPE!! RAAAAAAPE!!

Cameron, is that you?

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It's me, Ferris!

And for the furrowed brows types among us, an interesting consideration upon the nature of Ferris Bueller's character: https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/06/why-ferris-bueller-never-existed/327276/

 

[Rthur]

It would seem they needed a wide angle lens for that shot...


R

 

[oneshot86]

No matter how cold it is outside, this photo proves that chocolate will still melt in the sun...

oh the chocolate is, indeed melting, as bad as that is to see, can you immagine that train wreck from a full frontal veiw???
a shot only shark could handle

 

[Dirty D]

Don't be jealous

 

[AIAW]

Ughh... where the sun doesn't shine and the wash-rag doesn't rub.

I'd (unfortunately) imagine that the front looks like someone took bread dough, wrapped it in twine and baked it. Then, hired Picasso to paint said bread. The resulting droopy abomination would be the resulting image.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Looks like the entire group is signaling to the mother ship.
Come. Land here. There is plenty to eat

 

[vwhugger]

Someone must have left a gate open at the Chicago stockyards and a herd of heifers escaped.

 

[Veer_G]

Someone must have left a gate open at the Chicago stockyards and a herd of heifers escaped.

Can you make oiut a brand?

 

[powdahound76]

Oh come on, get it right. You know most of them have been bred. Just ask Shark!
Plus you can tell a lot from the way the teet hangs.

 

[vwhugger]

Can you make oiut a brand?

Not from my vantage point and I don't dare try to get a close in look. They might stampede.

 

[1J04]

Can you make oiut a brand?

Yep, it's right there. The "Happy Heifer" Brand. You can only see it when they bend to eat.

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