Asinus Interruptus, or, Wow, Woe is Wu

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#1
There's a lesson here that lightly escapes definition.

The guy free-climbs a 62-story skyscraper, and then falls off the top, and dies.

You'd imagine that he wound up looking like tartare chinoise, half-stuffed into a cartoon silhouette impact crater, all Wiley E. Coyote in The Good Earth, right?

Naw. Loser only goes 45 feet down and wipes out on a terrace below the rooftop. Classic underachievement.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5166849/Chinese-rooftopper-unwittingly-films-death.html





 
#3
Kinda tragic, really. He wasn't just some dumb fuck doing dumb shit for dumb reasons. He was trying to get money so he could marry some girl and China sucks so much there wasn't a better option available to him that he could see.

Not a Darwin candidate as far as I'm concerned.
 
#5
QuickNDirty said:
Kinda tragic, really. He wasn't just some dumb fuck doing dumb shit for dumb reasons. He was trying to get money so he could marry some girl and China sucks so much there wasn't a better option available to him that he could see.

Not a Darwin candidate as far as I'm concerned.
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Unless somebody had a gun to my beloved's head, I wouldn't be attempting chin-ups 64 stories up. He went out into the woods slathered in honey, and the bear ate his ass, a million social media followers or not.
 
#6
QuickNDirty said:
Kinda tragic, really. He wasn't just some dumb fuck doing dumb shit for dumb reasons. He was trying to get money so he could marry some girl and China sucks so much there wasn't a better option available to him that he could see.

Not a Darwin candidate as far as I'm concerned.
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There's plenty of fucking work in china. He chose this path not out of necessity. Sucks to be him.
 
#7
He was little different from this Russkie Retard who is going to end up with no arms... but lots of Instagram followers. They are pathological attention-seekers. On the bright side, they make for entertaining threads on SH.... we can make lots of 'Bob" jokes about swimming Russian torso's, and when an the Human Fly turns himself into a Tennessee Pizza on the sidewalk, well, who cares? It's China. They'll make more.

On the bright side... their shenanigans are cheeky and fun. We seem to keep getting stuck with pathologically retarded attention-seekers who think it's a good idea to go all Tony-Montoya on a school or a church.

There was just an interesting article by a former Facebook exec who said that 'Social Media' is destroying society. I tend to think there is an argument to be made for that view. Thanks Zuckerberg... Then again, that was your plan, wasn't it?
 
#8
sirhrmechanic said:
He was little different from this Russkie Retard who is going to end up with no arms... but lots of Instagram followers. They are pathological attention-seekers. On the bright side, they make for entertaining threads on SH.... we can make lots of 'Bob" jokes about swimming Russian torso's, and when an the Human Fly turns himself into a Tennessee Pizza on the sidewalk, well, who cares? It's China. They'll make more.

On the bright side... their shenanigans are cheeky and fun. We seem to keep getting stuck with pathologically retarded attention-seekers who think it's a good idea to go all Tony-Montoya on a school or a church.

There was just an interesting article by a former Facebook exec who said that 'Social Media' is destroying society. I tend to think there is an argument to be made for that view. Thanks Zuckerberg... Then again, that was your plan, wasn't it?
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I liked the talk he gave at stanford better. The entire video is pretty decent, but he gets into his thoughts on FB at around 20:35.

 
#12
308pirate said:
There's plenty of fucking work in china. He chose this path not out of necessity. Sucks to be him.
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Yeah, well... I don't think that's the case. It does suck to be him, but he's a cut above the rest of the retards out there, IMO. Doing something to get ahead in life and get some shit started. Not the first one to be cock-blocked by gravity. Definitely won't be the last, either.

Guy trying to get out and get his. Who could fault him for that?
 
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