How does this even constitute as a holiday? I mean, you get to change the last digit on the year and you start over on January 1.
<makes jerking off motion>
So what? What the fuck are we celebrating? That you managed to fucking survive another year? Hell, they make it fucking hard to die these days as it is. That's like saying, congratulations, you ate food today, lets have a fucking party and fire off some fireworks! Well, I guess that's as reason to if you live in fucking Ethiopia, but you get my point.
As a kid, it was a small footnote somewhere behind Christmas and before I had to go back to school from a long ass winter break. My parents basically 'celebrated' because as kids you thought you basically had to. As I got older, I realized what a throw away 'holiday' it was; I mean shit, Valentine's Day is more legit than this.
I actually forgot today was NYE until my wife said something about it in a very unenthusiastic way which also led me to ask, WHY?? I'm basically going to work out for the day (30 mins of 1/1 sprints, bleh) smoke a cigar and play XBOX with my brother in Chicago until like 4am.
<makes jerking off motion>
So what? What the fuck are we celebrating? That you managed to fucking survive another year? Hell, they make it fucking hard to die these days as it is. That's like saying, congratulations, you ate food today, lets have a fucking party and fire off some fireworks! Well, I guess that's as reason to if you live in fucking Ethiopia, but you get my point.
As a kid, it was a small footnote somewhere behind Christmas and before I had to go back to school from a long ass winter break. My parents basically 'celebrated' because as kids you thought you basically had to. As I got older, I realized what a throw away 'holiday' it was; I mean shit, Valentine's Day is more legit than this.
I actually forgot today was NYE until my wife said something about it in a very unenthusiastic way which also led me to ask, WHY?? I'm basically going to work out for the day (30 mins of 1/1 sprints, bleh) smoke a cigar and play XBOX with my brother in Chicago until like 4am.