• Winner! Quick Shot Challenge: What’s the dumbest shooting myth you’ve heard?

    View thread

Maggie’s I am going to $#%king Live Forever!!!!

#6
Shit, my grandmother started her morning with an ounce of Greek brandy then had a cup of this mud coffee, not the pussy coffee we drink. Lived to 99 in great physical and mental health.
 
#7
My grandfather... descended from a long line of oldsters, drank a quart of buttermilk every day. I remember it coming to his porch in glass bottles with cardboard lids up into the early '70s. I couldn't stomach the stuff. It was like drinking a stick of butter. But buttermilk and afternoon tea. Damn he never missed that, either.

Lived to 101. 1901 to 2002... probably didn't hurt that he was just the right age to miss two world wars... Born before the Wright brothers... witnessed 911 on TV. Holy crap, what a time to live. Hell of an engineer, too. Taught me woodworking as a kid. Great with his hands. Nothing he could not build.

The sad part is that once he got into his late '90s, he just couldn't work with his hands... in part because he didn't have a workshop any more. Lived in an old folks home. All he wanted... was to die. I am definitely not interested in that fate.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
  • Like
Reactions: jumpermed, Sean the Nailer, abizdafuzz and 1 other person
#11
Dirty D said:
Complete and total bullshit, 1J will be doomed to carry propane tanks down icy stairs for all of eternity and Tucker will be too busy carrying around a pitchfork to fool with a shovel.
Click to expand...
Shit we are all in trouble if its Dirty D standing at the Pearly Gates deciding who gets in and who doesn't. Better bring a pygmy goat and a good bottle of whiskey as a bribe.
 
  • Like
Reactions: abizdafuzz and Barneybdb
#13
Dirty D said:
Complete and total bullshit, 1J will be doomed to carry propane tanks down icy stairs for all of eternity and Tucker will be too busy carrying around a pitchfork to fool with a shovel.
Click to expand...

You might be right about J. However, I think he's going to run out of gas and get trapped in his brand new truck out on some logging road. He won't be able to get his seatbelt off, with the radio stuck in the on position, blaring out Justin Bieber continuously. They won't find him till spring. "Help me" will be written in reverse on the inside of the windshield. It'll be ugly. But at least his truck will be clean (the exterior anyway).
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: abizdafuzz, Dirty D and Barneybdb
#15
Threadcutter308 said:
You might be right about J. However, I think he's going to run out of gas and get trapped in his brand new truck out on some logging road. He won't be able to get his seatbelt off, with the radio stuck in the on position, blaring out Justin Bieber continuously. They won't find him till spring. "Help me" will be written in reverse on the inside of the windshield. It'll be ugly. But at least his truck will be clean (the exterior anyway).
Click to expand...
I have done enough body recoveries to shudder at the thought of that one. ?
 
#18
whatsupdoc said:
Shit, my grandmother started her morning with an ounce of Greek brandy then had a cup of this mud coffee, not the pussy coffee we drink. Lived to 99 in great physical and mental health.
Click to expand...

That was probably Turkish coffee, real coffee. Not the shitty ass tinted water we have here in the states. Turkish coffee is really good stuff.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

cal50
DOCTORS' SLANG, MEDICAL SLANG AND MEDICAL ACRONYMS
Replies
15
Views
5K
Cardboard55
C
H
Olympian Runner, Hero of WWII is Honored Anew
Replies
0
Views
884
hrt4me
H
Top Bottom
Back
Home
Forums
Merch
Alerts