Nope. The lack of multiple, short 20' extension cords in various colors, tied together to keep them from pulling apart indicates you are not redneck enough........unless you are powering a swamp cooler with it.
Your answer lies in whether you leave it that way as a permanent fix or fix it correctly once the current need is over.
As to the deeper underlying question, only you can really know that. Besides, what exactly is wrong with being a redneck anyway?
As to the deeper underlying question, only you can really know that. Besides, what exactly is wrong with being a redneck anyway?
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QuickNDirty
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inopportune: Ocurring at a point when I both stand to lose a bunch of money, as well as look like a fucking retard on a completely unrelated set of circumstances, both being directly impacted by the loss of power to my desktop which is not connected to a UPS because I spent that money on an inverter instead.
While you do get style points for parking on the grass (mowed, tisk tisk) there isn't a hound in sight.
Fail
Fail
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QuickNDirty
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Fuck me... Here I was thinking I was a bonafide redneck and y'all are saying I'm just some sissy hipster faggot cuz I have a 100ft extension coord, I mow my lawn, and I only have a rusty POS slider instead of a couch. Hell, even my own damn dog didn't want to go outside with the jeep running.
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QuickNDirty
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Well, you don't have a screen door with a ripped/missingscreen and a closer that doesn't work. Subtract Redneck points......
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QuickNDirty
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By closer do you mean the hydraulic cylinder that keeps the outside door closed? That piece of shit died years ago. I use it as a hammer now when my actual hammers are out of reach.
I am a redneck and we don't allow people like you in our culture.
1. You have a desk top.
2. You have an inverter.
3. You have a 100 foot extension cord.
4. You have a truck that's not showing rust.
5. You have a glass door instead of a screen door.
6. You ran the cord through the door and not a window with cardboard and duct tape sealer to keep the bugs out.
7. You use words like inopportune..
8. All that behavior is totally unacceptable to redneck.
9. Please stay with your own kind and keep your son away from my daughter.
10. We don't need to let her know how to get electric in the house.....
?????
1. You have a desk top.
2. You have an inverter.
3. You have a 100 foot extension cord.
4. You have a truck that's not showing rust.
5. You have a glass door instead of a screen door.
6. You ran the cord through the door and not a window with cardboard and duct tape sealer to keep the bugs out.
7. You use words like inopportune..
8. All that behavior is totally unacceptable to redneck.
9. Please stay with your own kind and keep your son away from my daughter.
10. We don't need to let her know how to get electric in the house.....
?????
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QuickNDirty
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hahaha..
You can't see the rust cuz of the mud.
A REAL redneck would have replied “if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for mine...”
I have had long hair and a beard since 71. Everyone knew me as the Hippie on the motorsicles or FM.
I would refer to myself as a Hippie all of the time until one day a guy I was working for was talking to me and I referred to myself as a Hippie and he lit into me.
"Hippie? you Asshole!!! You are the Worst Rednecked Fucker I have ever been around. The only thing you share with Hippies is Hair."
Well, quite frankly, I had to ponder that tirade a bit and came out of it feeling quite proud of myself and feeling good.
So I guess I am a Rednecked Hippie
I would refer to myself as a Hippie all of the time until one day a guy I was working for was talking to me and I referred to myself as a Hippie and he lit into me.
"Hippie? you Asshole!!! You are the Worst Rednecked Fucker I have ever been around. The only thing you share with Hippies is Hair."
Well, quite frankly, I had to ponder that tirade a bit and came out of it feeling quite proud of myself and feeling good.
So I guess I am a Rednecked Hippie
You're deflecting........see post 18, number 5 above. Call stands, deduct Redneck points. Sorry.
I say fail at being a redneck, you're just good at improvising an alternative course of action.
You aren't a redneck unless your truck's value is at least 2x greater than your home's, also while said truck is old enough to have come originally equipped with a carburetor.
Or, you needed to provide power to your computer for an immediate family member's webcam session on "mysistermylover dot xxx". Jackasses, don't try going to that site, I made it up...
You aren't a redneck unless your truck's value is at least 2x greater than your home's, also while said truck is old enough to have come originally equipped with a carburetor.
Or, you needed to provide power to your computer for an immediate family member's webcam session on "mysistermylover dot xxx". Jackasses, don't try going to that site, I made it up...
Only thang worster than a redneck is a fucking poser ass redneck .. gawldambit! I’m going home to slap my old lady in her good tooth after this boolshit.
I’ve spent a lot of my adult life unsuccessfully trying to hide the fact I’m a redneck from
My wife.
My wife.
I think that my wife is on to me. It may have started when she was first invited to my house when we were dating. My mother served rabbit stew...which I thought was delicious and my (future) wife thought my mother did to try and drive her away (a real possibility).
Maser trolling for attention?
Maser trolling for attention?
My wife started her buisness a little preemptively, and day 1 had to run an extension cord from the parking garage for power. 3 years later I'm quiting my job. Im proud of her!
Touche, also have a German Sheppard but that's not really redneck enough. I guess I'll just have to live with my redneck shortfalls.
The dog having a choice about going outside instead of being chained to an engine block in the "yard" is enough to say "no" alone..
It is good. Both rabbit and squirrel are skinned, cut up and soaked in brine overnight. Then frozen until we have enough for stew for the whole family plus leftovers. Then cooked with vegetables from the garden until the meat falls off of the bone. What's not to like?
Nowadays, a crock pot works really well for this.
Nowadays, a crock pot works really well for this.
Stop, dear God, please stop....?
I haven’t had a rabbit or duck fix for a couple of months....I’m dying here.
You get a point ‘cuz it’s a hound but subtract half a point because you know the breed."OH NO" I have a Catahoula hound, does that mean im a redneck ?
