You Can Now Take Your Chick Fil A to Starbucks

[Tucker301]

I see this as being EPIC!
Go to Starbucks and order a pizza from Domino's.
Grab Some Chick fil A or Chinese and enjoy it at Starbucks!
Brew some Black Rifle or Death Wish Coffee and sip it in Starbucks!

NEW YORK (AP) - Starbucks announced a new policy Saturday that allows anyone to sit in its cafes or use its restrooms, even if they don't buy anything.

The new policy comes five weeks after two black men who hadn't bought anything were arrested at a Philadelphia Starbucks.

Company executives have said its previous policies were loose and ambiguous, leaving decisions on whether people could sit in its stores or use the restroom up to store managers.

Starbucks said it has told workers to consider anyone who walks into its stores a customer, "regardless of whether they make a purchase."

The company said anyone can use its cafes, patios or restrooms without buying anything, but it noted workers should still call the police if someone is a safety threat.

"We are committed to creating a culture of warmth and belonging where everyone is welcome," Starbucks said in a statement.

 

[mdmp5]

Dude I’d like to walk in there with some fresh grilled bluefish from home and stink that place up

 

[Tucker301]

Dude I’d like to walk in there with some fresh grilled bluefish from home and stink that place up

Crossdress and they won't say a word.

 

[ArmyJerry]

so their new business model is to become modern version of a failing public library without public funding that sells burnt roast coffee. lets see how that works out for them.

 

[mdmp5]

Fuck it, someone roll a keg in there and start handing out cups

 

[CRT2]

At least the Homeless will now have a place to warm up. Dumb!!!

 

[W54/XM-388]

Perhaps I should dress up as a character from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and open carry an AR15 while sitting in their store drinking something from somewhere totally different and watch them fumble all over themselves not knowing what to do.

 

[oneshot86]

ill help pay for the dress

 

[PPB]

One coffee please. Anybody seen the clicker??

 

[Jethro3898]

Every freedom-loving American wearing a “Hillary for Prison” or “Trump Pence 2016” or “black guns matter” shirt should loiter in every Starbucks on a continuous cycle.....never a moment where at least one such person is not present. Take your laptop and use their wi-fi to surf Breitbart, Fox News, SnipersHide, the NRA website and stream Netflix war movies.

We might as well use their stupidity to our advantage.

How long would, take them to change that corporate stance.

And yes, their over-priced, burnt coffee give me the worst case of the trots, so I don’t darken their doors anyways.

 

[mdmp5]

There’s one right down the block from me. I actually go in there to do work on my laptop because I do better in a noisy environment and I have a tea. But yes on breaks, I’m looking at all sorts of weaponry

 

[Maser]

Well of course people don't buy anything. They go for the free wifi.

 

[Va_Gentleman]

Perhaps I should dress up as a character from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and open carry an AR15 while sitting in their store drinking something from somewhere totally different and watch them fumble all over themselves not knowing what to do.

I think I am hearing a "double-dog-dare-with-pics"....

 

[Maser]

Perhaps I should dress up as a character from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and open carry an AR15 while sitting in their store drinking something from somewhere totally different and watch them fumble all over themselves not knowing what to do.

Ditch the AR and take an AK instead. That way you'll look less of a fag.

 

[W54/XM-388]

ill help pay for the dress

I think I am hearing a "double-dog-dare-with-pics"....

Now if we can just get somebody good at makeup and about 3 more willing volunteers, we could do the entire troop, AR15s on our backs and 1911s on our garter belts and be drinking some black rifle coffee... might even make the news.

 

[mdmp5]

Perhaps I should dress up as a character from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and open carry an AR15 while sitting in their store drinking something from somewhere totally different and watch them fumble all over themselves not knowing what to do.

I didn’t even know what that movie was until I just looked it up. What a gem

 

[W54/XM-388]

If nothing else, the crazy Asian wife scene is worth watching the movie for.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

Seems like we need to get ahold of a few of these and have a Snipers Hide Pahr-taa at Starbucks all over America!

Bonus points for wearing MAGA shirts!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[mdmp5]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

Seems like we need to get ahold of a few of these and have a Snipers Hide Pahr-taa at Starbucks all over America!

Bonus points for wearing MAGA shirts!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Yo those things are fucking dangerous and I hear they smell like shit when you crack them open.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Make sure to eat the Durian straight off the table so it's in full contact with the table itself (the fleshy part).
add some Kimchee as a side dish to the Durian and you now have epic levels of sabotage as well as "cultural appropriation"....
Then dispose of the leftovers in all their trash cans....

They will go mad trying to clean the smell out.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

https://www.amazon.com/Jiros-Garden-Durian-Fresh/dp/B00WS7PIWS

Game on, anti-gun coffee hipsters!

The sad part is that the hipsters usually smell worse than latrines....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[XLR308]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

Seems like we need to get ahold of a few of these and have a Snipers Hide Pahr-taa at Starbucks all over America!

Bonus points for wearing MAGA shirts!

Cheers,

Sirhr

I was going to try it once until I smelled it, then I understood why they banned it in our office in Singlewhore with the company I was working for at the time.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I was going to try it once until I smelled it, then I understood why they banned it in our office in Singlewhore with the company I was working for at the time.

Singlewhore?

Either the most epic auto-correct ever, or your visits to Singapore aren't something you discuss with the little missus.....



Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[W54/XM-388]

It actually tastes pretty good, once you get over the smell.

 

[XLR308]

Singlewhore?

Either the most epic auto-correct ever, or your visits to Singapore aren't something you discuss with the little missus.....



Cheers,

Sirhr

No not an auto correct, thats just what I have allways called it.
And I may have accidentally wandered into the four floors a couple of times on accident.
Damn LBFM's

 

[Marinevet1]

Perhaps I should dress up as a character from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and open carry an AR15 while sitting in their store drinking something from somewhere totally different and watch them fumble all over themselves not knowing what to do.

Dress like you want, drink what you like.......but I think they might have an anti gun policy.......I don't know.....I don't do business with them......

 

[sirhrmechanic]

[QUOTE="XLR308, post: 7056444, member: 121457
Damn LBFM's[/QUOTE]

 

[W54/XM-388]

Dress like you want, drink what you like.......but I think they might have an anti gun policy.......I don't know.....I don't do business with them......

That's what makes it all the more fun.
They can have all the anti gun policies they want.

BUT

LBGTQ+ are a protected class that can do no wrong

Do they dare risk the wrath of the SJW zealots....

Plan B can be even more fun than Plan A if you don't mind a bit of role play....

 

[ArmyJerry]

Orchard towers, 4 floors of whores, had some good nights start out there, never made it above the first floor more than once.

No not an auto correct, thats just what I have allways called it.
And I may have accidentally wandered into the four floors a couple of times on accident.
Damn LBFM's

No not an auto correct, thats just what I have allways called it.
And I may have accidentally wandered into the four floors a couple of times on accident.
Damn LBFM's

 

[mtrmn]

No not an auto correct, thats just what I have allways called it.
And I may have accidentally wandered into the four floors a couple of times on accident.
Damn LBFM's

Had several friends/coworkers that went to "Singlewhore" over the years that contracted AIDS---Asian Induced Divorce Syndrome

 

[2ndamendfan]

Bet you money they will not appreciate me sitting down, bolting a dillion 650 to a table and going to town for a couple thousand rounds.

 

[XLR308]

[QUOTE="XLR308, post: 7056444, member: 121457
Damn LBFM's

[/QUOTE]

You gotta check the gear before deployment. ??