The 'Make Fun of the Poster Above You' thread

[MosesTheTank]

The last time I was down your way, everyone used big, impressive words... and they all rode around on golf carts... and they all looked like metro queers... True story.

Ah, Mr Subliminal. Let me translate for the rest of these fucking deplorables.

Last time you were down my way everyone took out their anger on your every orifice with big impressive dicks... and around long and hard enough to create a few new holes... and all you remember is being plowed by steers. Udderly whorey

 

[TheGerman]

Hamster humping kebab hunter

I bite my thumb at you.

P.S. - Did you get my email?

 

[MosesTheTank]

Yeah, I got your scribble. Still trying to translate it into something intelligible so I can unload an appropriately offensive retort.

But seriously, I’ll reply tomorrow. Life is returning to normal. You can tell that’s so as I’m on here trying my best to play along with whatever it is you incited by staring this thread

 

[QuickNDirty]

^ Impressed by dicks

Probably even knows all the words to this:

 

[Maser]

^ Secretly is a weeb!

 

[MosesTheTank]

^ Impressed by dicks

Probably even knows all the words to this:

I played a few gigs back in the day with the New Orleans Klezmer All Stars. We recorded a few tracks similar to that. I believe it was the soundtrack to your twink boy cameo in a revival of the Wizard of Oz flying monkey scene where you were gang raped by a horde of impish primates in a stunning aerialist scene.

 

[TheGerman]

Bah edit, replied too fast.

Probably has the exact same haircut as the dude in his avatar.

 

[Maser]

^ Likes my haircuts!

 

[Veer_G]

^ Still trying to understand why "Final Solution" is an inappropriate square for Biz-speak Bingo.

 

[RNWRKNP]

^^^^^proud member of the Ariel Ass Clown Circus.

 

[Veer_G]

^^^^^ Can't spell "aerial."

 

[RNWRKNP]

^^^^^ Can't spell "aerial."

You forgot capitalization?

 

[Veer_G]

You forgot capitalization?

Your parents forgot prophylactics.

 

[EddieNFL]

Too bad yours didn't remember.

 

[TheGerman]

Secretly sexting with Veer.

 

[Rthur]

^ in uniform:

R

 

[Veer_G]

 

[Fig]

Veer makin' his Turban

 

[Veer_G]

Just an observation, but it's telling that the turban stuff still shows up in here, too.

It's telling me that people are repetitive and unimaginative.

 

[EddieNFL]

 

[RNWRKNP]

I’m not saying your stupid......exactly? You just have really bad luck when it comes to thinking.

 

[Alphatreedog]

I’m not saying your stupid......exactly? You just have really bad luck when it comes to thinking.

Completely unfair of me having a battle of witt with an unarmed man .

 

[RNWRKNP]

Ya know, I thought of you today......it reminded me to take out the garbage.

 

[Rthur]

^^Get the spray bottle.....

R

 

[RNWRKNP]

^^^Funny coming from a guy with his head so far up his ass that he can lick his own tonsils.

 

[Rthur]

^How do you spell lawnmower:
RNWRKNP

R

 

[QuickNDirty]

 

[Alphatreedog]

Asks how to spell cause he can't.

 

[MosesTheTank]

Ya know, I thought of you today......it reminded me to take out the garbage.

Words spoken from a semi-animated corpse too weak to stand tall, hatched from hominid/marsupial cross-bred parents who seemingly had no children that survived, and remains as undead proof that Burmese cannibals certainly did fuck Koalas.

I can only envy the people who have never met you.

 

[Alphatreedog]

You suck dick like a girl .

 

[Alphatreedog]

Words spoken from a semi-animated corpse too weak to stand tall, hatched from un-vaccinated hominid/marsupial cross-bred parents who seemingly had no children that survived, and remains as undead proof that Burmese cannibals certainly did fuck Koalas.

I can only envy the people who have never met you.

Couldn't hit the mark with a 40 kiloton nuke .

 

[QuickNDirty]

Looks like I'm gonna forget to feed my ^^^ dog tonight.

 

[Alphatreedog]

That's ok cause I'm still gonna feed your m9m the bone .

 

[RNWRKNP]

^^^This guy would need twice the brains he currently has to qualify as a half-wit?

 

[Alphatreedog]

Says the hockey helmet wearin drool bib model .

 

[MosesTheTank]

Couldn't hit the mark with a 40 kiloton nuke .

A'dog... a remarkably bad smelling gelatinous mass of quivering shit who represents the entire universe of unholy and perverse failure. His aura is possessed with a sense of doom so dense it is akin to a black hole suffering a depressive personality disorder. His greatest achievements include infecting everyone on the short bus with a venereal disease so virulent it has yet to be extinguished. So awful was the ordeal that the victims made a pact to permanently staple their cunts shut. His greatest talent is the ability to involuntarily pass out and shit his pants before his head hits the ground.

 

[Alphatreedog]

A'dog... a remarkably bad smelling gelatinous mass of quivering shit who represents the entire universe of unholy and perverse failure. His aura is possessed with a sense of doom so dense it is akin to a black hole suffering a depressive personality disorder. His greatest achievements include infecting everyone on the short bus with a venereal disease so virulent it has yet to be extinguished. So awful was the ordeal that the victims made a pact to permanently staple their cunts shut. He is able to pass out and shit his pants before his head hits the ground.

Cause I know how to have a good time . I thought you were suppoaed to be insulting me . Oh and tell the bus driver aka your mom sorry bout the STD .

 

[QuickNDirty]

Looks like i'm getting my ^^^dog snipped next week, too. Bad genes, can't risk that getting out.

 

[RNWRKNP]

A'dog... a remarkably bad smelling gelatinous mass of quivering shit who represents the entire universe of unholy and perverse failure. His aura is possessed with a sense of doom so dense it is akin to a black hole suffering a depressive personality disorder. His greatest achievements include infecting everyone on the short bus with a venereal disease so virulent it has yet to be extinguished. So awful was the ordeal that the victims made a pact to permanently staple their cunts shut. His greatest talent is the ability to involuntarily pass out and shit his pants before his head hits the ground.

Pontificating ass hat ^^^^^

 

[Alphatreedog]

Looks like i'm getting my ^^^dog snipped next week, too. Bad genes, can't risk that getting out.

Jealous of the size of your dog's dick Wittle man .

 

[QuickNDirty]

Jealous of the size of your dog's dick Wittle man .

Naw, just worried about a bunch of retarded mutts running around with no aim in life.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Naw, just worried about a bunch of retarded mutts running around with no aim in life.

Then stop inviting your family over .

 

[RNWRKNP]

The big guy wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in this guys mouth ^^^^

 

[Alphatreedog]

So I'm an asshole with teeth . Better than Bitch qith a perty mouth .

 

[QuickNDirty]

I'm just glad you acknowledged you are my dog. Normally when we have get togethers you're such a spoilt brat and you always pick some small female to follow around like she god damn owns your ass.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Cause I like dat pussy . Tell me agin why you follows little boys .

 

[Maser]

^ Still likes fucking dogs.

 

[QuickNDirty]

Cause I like dat pussy . Tell me agin why you follows little boys .

You keep makin all that racket and you're goin' out into the garage.

 

[Alphatreedog]

With anothet female .

 

[QuickNDirty]

Female rats, maybe. Your ass is in a cage, though. Can't have you knocking over my component boxes.

You can bark all you goddamn want out there, and only bother the neighbors.