She put what in there ?
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Turtle collectors pay big $$ for species they don't already have and can't easily get, particularly protected ones. Maybe it was a snapper!
Now I know where mud turtles come from....
Musk turtles. Mud turtles come from the other side.
After careful thought I'd bet she was traveling abroad and wanted some rape protection . So ye old bay snapper in the trouser trout trapper .
Wow, totally wrong, that's a box turtle.
Think about it........the fucking turtle didn't just crawl in there while she was lying on the beach naked..................
Wife is an ER nurse.
Several months ago, she had a young woman present to the ER with abdominal pain.
She had been trying to get pregnant and had visited a Santeria “priest” or WTFever they are called.
He had convinced her to stuff a chicken breast up her cooch, after which she had Stapled. Her. Fucking. Labia. Together.
By the time she showed up at the ER, the chicken breast had been in there so long that the staples were rusty and she had an infection that required a hysterectomy.
Several months ago, she had a young woman present to the ER with abdominal pain.
She had been trying to get pregnant and had visited a Santeria “priest” or WTFever they are called.
He had convinced her to stuff a chicken breast up her cooch, after which she had Stapled. Her. Fucking. Labia. Together.
By the time she showed up at the ER, the chicken breast had been in there so long that the staples were rusty and she had an infection that required a hysterectomy.
Holy shit. At least she won't be making any future voters.
what is read can not be un-read....................tossing all my Santeria candles...........
I drink Santeria all the time.
I love the oranges and fruit in it.
Never had it with chicken though.
Got it topped:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...man-thought-tumour--FIR-TREE-inside-lung.html
Worst I've done is smear peanut butter in my buddy's ass crack when he passed out first and I was 16. The dog licked it out and he'd try turning over but the dog was about 60lbs and able to turn him back around. It was hilarious. Neither the dog nor human were hurt, and in fact, the dog loved the peanut butter and the human laughs about it today.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...man-thought-tumour--FIR-TREE-inside-lung.html
Worst I've done is smear peanut butter in my buddy's ass crack when he passed out first and I was 16. The dog licked it out and he'd try turning over but the dog was about 60lbs and able to turn him back around. It was hilarious. Neither the dog nor human were hurt, and in fact, the dog loved the peanut butter and the human laughs about it today.
I can hear it now at the next Kavanaugh hearing.
"What about what Stryker did!? Never mind me!"
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