Jimmy Buffett would approve

[308pirate]

British couple gets drunk, buys hotel they're staying at on honeymoon: https://www.foxnews.com/travel/hotel-honeymoon-sri-lanka-drunk-purchase

 

[PD DUMPER]

So ??

 

[kl3309]

Amateurs, this fella (also a British subject) gets shit-faced, is thought to have gone to sleep inside of a trash can on the street, is picked up and is crushed to death in a trash truck, and, subsequently, gets deposited in a landfill: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...rie-McKeagues-body-waste-disposal-system.html

 

[308pirate]

Amateurs, this fella (also a British subject) gets shit-faced, is thought to have gone to sleep inside of a trash can on the street, is picked up and is crushed to death in a trash truck, and, subsequently, gets deposited in a landfill: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...rie-McKeagues-body-waste-disposal-system.html

Those Air Force guys were always lightweights..............