The Joys of a Take-charge Spouse
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"When you pay the electric bill, you get a vote on the generator situation."
I've been wife-less for almost a year now and while ending a marriage isn't easy, I have to say the dog and cat don't get me nearly as wound up as she did over indolence and defending indolent behavior. Shit costs more now but that'll only be temporary.
But I can't see how you don't have a generator, hell, power went off for the first time this fall/winter the other day at 1. They said they'd have it back on by 4. I actually went out and started to drag the generator out and unspool the cable. Then got lazy and said "fuck it, it's just another hour or two, I'll take a nap with the dog". Shit was actually back on by 3. Helps having a neighbor that's a skilled lineman with his own truck! If it affects us, he just goes and fixes it himself.
It'd be pretty hard to get the power shut off here. Hell, I go months sometimes before they read the meter; it's in the garage and they can't get to it. They work with me though and all has been well. Usually they just charge me what they charged me same month last year and when they finally do read the meter, they just adjust it. I think you have to have lived at that address for a year or more for them to do that, but hey, gotta admit it's nice.
But I can't see how you don't have a generator, hell, power went off for the first time this fall/winter the other day at 1. They said they'd have it back on by 4. I actually went out and started to drag the generator out and unspool the cable. Then got lazy and said "fuck it, it's just another hour or two, I'll take a nap with the dog". Shit was actually back on by 3. Helps having a neighbor that's a skilled lineman with his own truck! If it affects us, he just goes and fixes it himself.
It'd be pretty hard to get the power shut off here. Hell, I go months sometimes before they read the meter; it's in the garage and they can't get to it. They work with me though and all has been well. Usually they just charge me what they charged me same month last year and when they finally do read the meter, they just adjust it. I think you have to have lived at that address for a year or more for them to do that, but hey, gotta admit it's nice.
Yep. Somehow, I remember this. I'm glad for your peace.
We have a generator. I wasn't allowed to touch it. Read back through the saga.
It's been since April that we closed, not quite long enough to become a local yet.
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Drive by Veer's house and it will be evident they don't use the front door, the doorbell probably doesn't work because their is just a couple of wires where it used to be. But somebody didn't notify the light company that they self terminated the land line on record.
I got a Ring v.2, bitch. And it's there are, you, you ... SICILIAN!
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We have a 27K whole house generator. It was a great investment....our power use to go out all the time in storms but since we put in the generator they must have upgraded the power grid because it rarely if ever goes out.
If you run out of people's names to put the power under, let me know and you can use mine. Should be worth at least five weeks worth of power.
I've had the sat tv cut off two or three times. My wife has been at war with them for years. She'll call to cancel, get the rate cut by about fifty bucks. This has gone on so long they've started screwing with her and will cut the tv off till she calls to complain. I think it's funny.
Folks used to get married a lot sooner than that and didn't have any problems staying married. Maybe all the getting out there they do now before getting married doesn't help.
Still married retard.
Here is what I care about your opinion.
1.
This pretty much sums it up.
Not like I didn't get the message in them. How hard in the hell was it to always come up with ones that had three Magi on the front of them?
Unfortunately around here they forced everybody into the new "smart" meters so they can know moment by moment how much power you are using. (A great way to spy on people if they ever decide to use it for that).
Reminds me of someone's diary of a trip back to the CCCP in the good old days.. They were asking their host why they could only have like 1 or 2 lights on in the house and couldn't they turn on the lights in the other rooms and such. The answer came back that if they started running a bunch of lights somebody would notice the difference in electricity that month and ask questions.
Those are the things she tells you are the reason you only get $10 allowance a week. Of course all the clothes in her closet are hand me downs from her sister.
??. Seriously. I’m super spoiled. First wife was a total cunt and the courts in NJ helped her lie, steal and suck me dry. Talk to me about false accusations and a prosecutor who refused to go after her, even after perjuring herself on the stand, “because it would keep women who Had true claims from coming forward.” I’ll remeber that quote forever. Finally had the venue moved and one judge beat her lying and stealing ass down. Dr Wife takes very good care of the family, and all my income is disposable. I’m in charge of house upgrades, vacations and spoiling her too. Just got back from Philly to see Maroon 5, for her bday. There is nothing better than a financially and emotionally stable family. ????Those are the things she tells you are the reason you only get $10 allowance a week. Of course all the clothes in her closet are hand me downs from her sister.
...and buying more ammo.
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My fiance cant manage to pay her cell phone bill every month. Its a pre-paid deal. Its her ONLY bill currently...
Needless to say, I will be continuing to pay all the bills once she moves into my house. I mean shit, all my bills are auto pay anyway except one since my local water company cant seem to figure out auto-pay...
Needless to say, I will be continuing to pay all the bills once she moves into my house. I mean shit, all my bills are auto pay anyway except one since my local water company cant seem to figure out auto-pay...
If the Colonel, er, wife goes first, I'm screwed.
Does she have any close, single, cute girlfriends that you get along with ? (something to consider.......
).Does she have any close, single, cute girlfriends that you get along with ? (something to consider.......
The only one I can tolerate is happily married.
Reading this thread and more agreement than laughter . I have one of those ; make your own cards , make gifts , cookien tins for Christmas , swim in the creek , herbals for a cold , change a tire , battery , water pump , caries a .45 , tent camping , pine nut baking , I don't need a man types . Yet when our oil burning domestic hot water and baseboard heat furnace went , oh the agony . We have a wood stove for heat and heated pots of water for baths . So while I wasgetting estimates she asked when I thought it would be done I told her I could go another six months as is . Woo effin Hoo . Miss I'm tough as you lost her shit . I'm not a cave man . I can't get the conditioner out of my hair . Do you have any idea how hard it is to shave my legs .
I feel your pain on the princess transformation crap .
I feel your pain on the princess transformation crap .
I'm assuming you didn't bother telling her that she should stop shaving as you need the body hair for warmth and friction resistance & probably didn't tell her to just grease up with some fat to keep the heat in for the winter & worry about bathing in the spring?
People used to live in cold climates all over Europe with little heating... however baths during the winter were considered insanity.
You should have seen the face on mine one evening when we heard this sudden outburst of yips and howls at a distance.
"What is that?"
"Coyotes, sweetie."
"WHAT?!"
"Yes, coyotes."
Never seen her move so fast in twenty-five years.
"What is that?"
"Coyotes, sweetie."
"WHAT?!"
"Yes, coyotes."
Never seen her move so fast in twenty-five years.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Can we have some pictures and videos of this gorilla warfare, I can't find it on the discovery channel.
What the shit?? No Phoenix eye training??
i think he ran out of breath........will probably be mentioned in volume 2.......
That Adult Education class was full, evidently.
WTF ?......."wasn't allowed to touch it"?.......Shit, blowing the jaws off a set of lineman's pliers with 5,000 Amps short circuit current is a man's duty, responsibility and a right of passage. Now get your ass back in there and touch that generator wherever you want. Nut up.
WTF ?......."wasn't allowed to touch it"?.......Shit, blowing the jaws off a set of lineman's pliers with 5,000 Amps short circuit current is a man's duty, responsibility and a right of passage. Now get your ass back in there and touch that generator wherever you want. Nut up.
I'm saving myself for the low-flow reset on the well intake.
Oh......now it makes all the sense in the world. Glad I don't have a well.
I question your integrity . Not one mention of shined velcro sneakers . Your are obviously low speed high drag .
If you can stomach the pie charts and aggregate expenditure charts of Hers (All Expenditures) vs. His (Guns Only) every year... marry a CPA....
But damn better keep your reciepts!
But damn better keep your reciepts!
You won't stand a chance, but bring it on. I was in the Air Force.
((( GORILLA WARFARE )))
Do you have any idea how long it took me in my Velcro sneakers working with the gorillas to hold an M4? They can’t shoot them though, their finger doesn’t fit inside the trigger guard....... so there is that
Do you have any idea how long it took me in my Velcro sneakers working with the gorillas to hold an M4? They can’t shoot them though, their finger doesn’t fit inside the trigger guard....... so there is that
Sounds like a business opportunity to sell upgrades... removed trigger guard and extended trigger lever along with a more beefy hand grip.
Second guy from the left is obviously tier 1 . Check out his velcro sneakers .Not advisable.
