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Maggie’s So you think you are having a bad day?

At least the squirrel has the dumb animal defense!
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When I was still smoking cigarettes a few years ago, I stepped out the back door of my office to smoke and found an old man squirrel cooling himself by laying on his stomach on a rock in the shade. His balls were so big they were also cooling themselves between his outstretched hind legs on the rock too. Oh I wish I had taken a picture.
 
Do your balls hang low
can you swing em to and fro
Can you tie em in a knot
Can you tie em in a bow
Can you throw em on your shoulder like a Continental Soldier
Do your balls hang low ?

You should here my paroty of Santa Claus is coming to town sang as Santa's gonna cum in your mouth . Or Rudolph the tranny Reindeer . I'm available for birthdays and Bat Mitzvahs . ?
 
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Do your balls hang low
can you swing em to and fro
Can you tie em in a knot
Can you tie em in a bow
Can you throw em on your shoulder like a Continental Soldier
Do your balls hang low ?

You should here my paroty of Santa Claus is coming to town sang as Santa's gonna cum in your mouth . Or Rudolph the tranny Reindeer . I'm available for birthdays and Bat Mitzvahs . ?

I hear Juliette Lewis

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Do your balls hang low
can you swing em to and fro
Can you tie em in a knot
Can you tie em in a bow
Can you throw em on your shoulder like a Continental Soldier
Do your balls hang low ?

You should here my paroty of Santa Claus is coming to town sang as Santa's gonna cum in your mouth . Or Rudolph the tranny Reindeer . I'm available for birthdays and Bat Mitzvahs . ?

i wanna hear about the tranny reindeer bossman