Absolute MUST HAVE Christmas Gift! "Build That Wall" - Lego Type Toy

[Samuel Whittemore]

A little pricey at 29.95.. but it's sure to only appreciate in value over the years!! If I were rich I'd be having one myself but here's the link for you to share the glee!

https://keepandbear.com/collections/all-things-trump/products/build-the-wall

 

[XLR308]

That's awsome all that's missing is concertina wire and machine gun nests.

 

[FS1]

Wish we could send one to Pelosi and Schumer.

 

[Veer_G]

Wish we could send one to Pelosi and Schumer.

What says that we can't?

 

[XLR308]

Wish we could send one to Pelosi and Schumer.

Trying to mail anything to either one of those Satan's little helpers would most certainly land you on a list after recent events.
The only thing I would be willing to give either of them for Christmas is a bag full of shit, not mine of course as I'm sure there is plenty of it in the areas they supposedly represent left by all of the homeless they have helped to create.

 

[Samuel Whittemore]

That's awsome all that's missing is concertina wire and machine gun nests.

...and a fleet of Napalm carrying jets.

 

[XLR308]

...and a fleet of Napalm carrying jets.

WHOA WHOA cool your jets there, wouldn't want to waste tax payer dollars with high tech gear for a low tech solution. Should be able to outfit the border with catapults capable of launching 55 gallon drums an adequate distance.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

And trebouchet's to rival the "patio-squirrel launcher" for any/all of them who actually do get through.
And a moat.
And a mine-field.
And an electrically charged razor-wire with eleventy-gazillion jigawatts. Enough so, that anything within 5' gets an arc jumping towards them. Can you imagine the lightshow that the Arizonionites would get to enjoy? It'd be epic.

 

[P-Squared]

Now this would take a little work, but it would be worth it and VERY entertaining. You need a metal floor grounded. Just lay it across the dirt, meke sure it's grounded and mostly flat. It needs to be about 10 feet wide and runs parallel to the border and far as you want the entertainment. The suspend a 750 KV line about 12' above the floor, maybe 13' to be safe. 750 KV will arc at about 11'. As long as something (someone) is taller than 1', the light show will be set off.

I'm thinking bleachers about 50 yards from the border with concession stands every 100 yards with popcorn, snacks, soft drinks, and beer.

Think of it as a modified 4th of July fireworks display.

Just a thought. A guy has to dream.

 

[Sieg]

Do they have one specifically for Oregon's southern boarder?

 

[Samuel Whittemore]

OOOOHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!!! NOW WE'RE TALKING!

I think the length of a football field for the metal floor would suffice. Might as well GO BIG or not at all right?

Can we time it so it coincides with New Year's Eve?

 

[Nik H]

A little pricey at 29.95.. but it's sure to only appreciate in value over the years!! If I were rich I'd be having one myself but here's the link for you to share the glee!

https://keepandbear.com/collections/all-things-trump/products/build-the-wall

I bought 10 to send to all of my wife’s libtard friends. Can’t wait

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[Sean the Nailer]

Now this would take a little work, but it would be worth it and VERY entertaining. You need a metal floor grounded. Just lay it across the dirt, meke sure it's grounded and mostly flat. It needs to be about 10 feet wide and runs parallel to the border and far as you want the entertainment. The suspend a 750 KV line about 12' above the floor, maybe 13' to be safe. 750 KV will arc at about 11'. As long as something (someone) is taller than 1', the light show will be set off.

I'm thinking bleachers about 50 yards from the border with concession stands every 100 yards with popcorn, snacks, soft drinks, and beer.

Think of it as a modified 4th of July fireworks display.

Just a thought. A guy has to dream.

That's more than awesome. Thank you for that. One thing though, and I call 'dibbs' on this concession:

"Red-Hot's, get 'yer RED-HOT's here....!!!!"

 

[Veer_G]

That's more than awesome. Thank you for that. One thing though, and I call 'dibbs' on this concession:

"Red-Hot's, get 'yer RED-HOT's here....!!!!"

What? No tandoori moose kebabs?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

What? No tandoori moose kebabs?

Our tandoor broke (I now know more about 'stable base') and we have to build a new one. Thing is, that probably won't be till next year, considering how this one started out, and has been going.

And as for the moose, well, if I had any of that I'd be hoarding it big-time. Due to low numbers, there's a bit of a moose hunt stoppage for the past few years.

But you got the Red-Hot connotation there, eh? Power supply mains, grounding plates.... jumping arcs on water-based entities.....

Never think of Red-Hot's the same again, will ya'll?

 

[Veer_G]

Our tandoor broke (I now know more about 'stable base') and we have to build a new one. Thing is, that probably won't be till next year, considering how this one started out, and has been going.

And as for the moose, well, if I had any of that I'd be hoarding it big-time. Due to low numbers, there's a bit of a moose hunt stoppage for the past few years.

But you got the Red-Hot connotation there, eh? Power supply mains, grounding plates.... jumping arcs on water-based entities.....

Never think of Red-Hot's the same again, will ya'll?

Especially not after seeing what you let your immigrants do to them.



They either are Coney Island with some manner of chili, or Sabrett with red onions (without the obnoxious cameraman). Otherwise, I'll allow for Sonoran hot dogs and full-dress Superdawgs.