Im screwed bros
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For a little context my wife and I are both LEO at the same department, and I had mentioned to some guys at work about me buying a 1903a3 and ordering a new stock. Stock came in like 3 weeks earlier than I expected.
Women can only count to 7. Fact.
Past 7 guns, they all look the same, just tell her
“no sweetheart, I bought this PVA John Hancock, and LRI .224 Valkyrie years ago”.
Past 7 guns, they all look the same, just tell her
“no sweetheart, I bought this PVA John Hancock, and LRI .224 Valkyrie years ago”.
Masturbation is a hell of a lot cheaper all the way around, particularly considering your options. And, if played right, you'll get to keep the gun too. Nut & a butt, everyone wins.
Listen to Bender, he's right. They get over it. If they don't, they're not the right person for you.
Listen to Bender, he's right. They get over it. If they don't, they're not the right person for you.
Ever had an FN FAL randomly fall through a suspended ceiling tile to the floor in the family room while watching a movie with the missus ? Ask me how I know......
You need to start another thread and spill your guts on that one. Pics or it did not happen.Ever had an FN FAL randomly fall through a suspended ceiling tile to the floor in the family room while watching a movie with the missus ? Ask me how I know......
Oh and to the OP.
Listen to the guys here. Buy so many that she looses track. Just like her shoe collection, would you notice is another pair showed up?
Listen to the guys here. Buy so many that she looses track. Just like her shoe collection, would you notice is another pair showed up?
Haha yeah I'm lucky she doesn't know shit... Blasted a woodchuck with the AR (should have spent that money on drywall) and came inside, switched guns, walked into the living room with the pistol and bragged about my long range pistol shooting
I have a .410, a .17 and a 9mm for all she knows
I have a .410, a .17 and a 9mm for all she knows
Next stop is an AI AT with that sweet guard reenlistment.
I cant past the fact two cops are banging each other in the first place, what the hell does that bedroom talk sound like, fuck, what the hell does foreplay consist of?
The only true concern is when the giant, 5’ wide gun safe gets to the house. ?
Well we were college students before being cops so it isn't any different than anyone else I'm sure
My advice, is to go for broke one more time and get one more rifle right now. She's already mad and you broke a rule - at this point you'll be doing the time no matter what. Blame it on a moment of weakness.
Then cower like @Tritanium and ask forgiveness - admit you're a fool and remind her how lucky you are to have a wife like her.
Of course I've never taken my own advice. That would be stupid.
Then cower like @Tritanium and ask forgiveness - admit you're a fool and remind her how lucky you are to have a wife like her.
Of course I've never taken my own advice. That would be stupid.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt . I've made a couple (well more than a couple) of those type of purchases and well...she forgave me.
. I've made a couple (well more than a couple) of those type of purchases and well...she forgave me.
Forgot to mention the SBR I just built... as well as all the replacement parts for the 03a3. She just busted me for the stock.
But yes that is exactly what I am doing.
Actually the title should say - I am not getting screwed this week because I didn't coordinate with my wife for a new toy
When my wife first saw my Mosin, she asked me “When did you get that gun?” I told her “This? This is an old gun.” She was happy with the answer, and technically, I didn’t lie to her. It is an old gun. ?
She has no idea what’s in my safe.
She has no idea what’s in my safe.
The oldest trick is to get a gun case large enough for any gun and use it to transport purchased guns in and out. All she sees is the same case
After my Uncle and best friend passed he left me his collection the answer became " this was one of Ben's guns".
After my Uncle and best friend passed he left me his collection the answer became " this was one of Ben's guns".
you guys sound like the fucking hogans heroes of gun commerce.
Which is fine if she’s all sergeant Shultz about it.
It's like saying, "Well, we did talk about it," as if the conversation was more than a casual mention of a nebulous, unformed random thought in passing, and not the concrete affirmation of understanding and approval of a $4,000 project. There is a difference. At least I think that there is. I could be wrong, though. Let me think about this.
Oh no, it happened. It was about 1992, long enough ago for no pics. I'll better you though, I'll have her come on here and validate my story.
On second thought, no. She's always been a TomBoy type. She'll be hijacking threads in no time and will never shut up......
Ever had an FN FAL randomly fall through a suspended ceiling tile to the floor in the family room while watching a movie with the missus ? Ask me how I know......
Oh and FWIW......A Colt AR6601 wont break ceiling tile like a FAL. The Colt is a lot lighter
(You're welcome !)
Ever had an FN FAL randomly fall through a suspended ceiling tile to the floor in the family room while watching a movie with the missus ? Ask me how I know......
16" between wall studs ... do the math, cowboy.
That would be awesome. We could call her .308.2?Oh no, it happened. It was about 1992, long enough ago for no pics. I'll better you though, I'll have her come on here and validate my story.
On second thought, no. She's always been a TomBoy type. She'll be hijacking threads in no time and will never shut up......
First off:
Talk to the "crew" that ran their mouth about the item.
1. We don't talk about fight club(a new gun/gun build)
2. We don't tell the old lady about fight club(a new gun/build)
3 We don't talk about fight club..
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You just sit her down and tell her "I have to tell you something". Her heart will drop and when you tell her that you bought a new gun, and that you don't have a girlfriend or want a divorce, they'll be so relived they'll love your new gun.
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I have a different problem than the OP. My Old Lady and I are both shooters, she likes handguns and I like rifles. She likes rifles too.
If we are driving along and she sees a gun shop she will bitch and moan until we turn around and get back to the shop whereupon the Jew comes out in her and we have to look over everything. God help you, shop keeper, because the haggling is about to start.
If she or I find something we like, it is game on and I know my wallet is going to be lighter and easier to carry when we leave but I will have something to load into the car or truck. I do some inspecting then hand it to her for her inspection and if it is a go she does ALL of the negotiations. It is brutal, bloody and embarrassing and the fur flies between the 2 Hebs. I stand in the corner and watch because I cannot negotiate a Hebrew deal like she can. She leaves with what she wants and the poor shopkeeper wipes the sweat off of his brow and knows she has bested him. Once in a while she will say no, too much, but that is rare. She usually gets her way.
I was looking at a cheap 22 for a tractor rifle a month or so ago and had the guy down to $120 out the door then sent her down and it came home with her for $85. I can't compete.
Woe is me, I would bet a lot of you wished you had this problem and I Never sleep on the couch. FM
If we are driving along and she sees a gun shop she will bitch and moan until we turn around and get back to the shop whereupon the Jew comes out in her and we have to look over everything. God help you, shop keeper, because the haggling is about to start.
If she or I find something we like, it is game on and I know my wallet is going to be lighter and easier to carry when we leave but I will have something to load into the car or truck. I do some inspecting then hand it to her for her inspection and if it is a go she does ALL of the negotiations. It is brutal, bloody and embarrassing and the fur flies between the 2 Hebs. I stand in the corner and watch because I cannot negotiate a Hebrew deal like she can. She leaves with what she wants and the poor shopkeeper wipes the sweat off of his brow and knows she has bested him. Once in a while she will say no, too much, but that is rare. She usually gets her way.
I was looking at a cheap 22 for a tractor rifle a month or so ago and had the guy down to $120 out the door then sent her down and it came home with her for $85. I can't compete.
Woe is me, I would bet a lot of you wished you had this problem and I Never sleep on the couch. FM
Ooh! Ooh! Mrs. Cutter! Mrs. Cutter!Oh no, it happened. It was about 1992, long enough ago for no pics. I'll better you though, I'll have her come on here and validate my story.
On second thought, no. She's always been a TomBoy type. She'll be hijacking threads in no time and will never shut up......
Yeah, that would work. It'd make her happy.
But, like I'd give a shit. Not warm to the idea of introducing spouses to the Hide.....
Yeah,Yeah, that would work. It'd make her happy.
But, like I'd give a shit. Not warm to the idea of introducing spouses to the Hide.....
Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is Full.
Some people have that talent some do not. Personally I do not. I suck at it so I dont even try.
Now I mean no disrespect, but Gent's you've got to marry better. I get texts that say "I'm next to sportsmans warehouse, need anything? Are we out of 22LR or 9mm?"
My wife is epic. She loves guns and shooting. But you'd never know it by looking at her. 10/10 would marry again.
My wife is epic. She loves guns and shooting. But you'd never know it by looking at her. 10/10 would marry again.
Hi,
Now I mean no disrespect, but if your wife can purchase relevant firearm supplies for you at a Sportsmans warehouse......She might not be the wife, lolol.
Now as to the OP: You need to tell her that snitches get ditches but you want to know who told her about HER surprise gun?
Sincerely,
Theis
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