Bio Weapons

[Dougie308]

I have had flash of inspiration (I have a lot of them. I’m I’m really inspiry).

What if we cross killer bees and fire ants, place them in canisters like cluster bombs and drop them on places we don’t like? You know, like the incendiary bat bomb thing in WWII. I believe this would be a great persistent agent.

Okay. I know cross species and all that stuff. But hell! There’s got to be someone at Ft. Belvoir or Area 51 who can pull it off.

Then we could make a fortune selling epi pens and band aids too!!

 

[MtnCreek]

Didn't the incendiary bat bombers just burn down a bunch of our own army barracks?

 

[Dougie308]

Yeah, but fire ants don’t actually catch fire

 

[Soulezoo]

No, they catch you on fire when bitten. Ask me how I know.
Second thought, don't.

 

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Yeah, but fire ants don’t actually catch fire

.....not with that attitude......

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Oh that sounds like a marvelous idea. What could possibly go wrong. Swarms of flying fireants. Winged Fire ants that make hives above ground...with a double dose of shitty attitude. Almost impossible to kill.

Yeah....sounds brilliant.

Frankly we'd probably be safer finding an alien Xenomorph and developing it into a weapon.

 

[Alderleet]

Fireants wouldnt have come to america if south americans hadnt used dirt for their ships ballast in the 1930’s.
(Literally how these shits got transplanted into america)

-the worst anchor baby.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Zebra mussels too....as well as a host of other nasties.

 

[QuickNDirty]

When my kid gets a bit older, he's getting something like this for his bday.

Father son science at its finest!

http://www.the-odin.com/genetic-engineering-home-lab-kit/

 

[StealthOwl]

Yeah, but fire ants don’t actually catch fire

Not without a magnifying glass.