Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Soulezoo]

It's a hipster. It hasn't even figured out how to pop the top of its PBR yet. Missing the man bun and found home depot. Maybe there's hope for him.


On edit: thought about it and nah....

 

[Mooncake]

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I can’t wait to use the sentence “Hush, bitch.” Lol

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Mr.Kirk]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Mark Coffey]

It rained while we were staying in a beautiful cabin in Broken Bow Oklahoma this last weekend.

So, I was motivated to sit in front of this fireplace on the wrap around porch and drink beer and smoke cigars.....

It was a great day!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Shark vs. seliie-stick... I'm rooting with Darwin on this one...

The things people will do to get in the Motivational Picture Thread...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Barneybdb]

Sirhr's cat???

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Sirhr's cat???

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Close...

Yes, that is my cat!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Mr.Kirk]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[Longshot231]

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Don’t ask don’t tell.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[memyselfi]

Don’t ask don’t tell.

Whats it say when those were "the good old days" ?

 

[Garvey]

It rained while we were staying in a beautiful cabin in Broken Bow Oklahoma this last weekend.

So, I was motivated to sit in front of this fireplace on the wrap around porch and drink beer and smoke cigars.....

It was a great day!

That's where my wife and I go every year for our anniversary. 2.5 hour drive from home, and look what you get! Not too bad for some Okies!

 

[2ndamendfan]

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You would think a guy that young would have better grip strength.

 

[Barneybdb]

Californian???

 

[brianf]

you can tell hes half a man...
he didnt even shake his hands like they hurt
that means he had dainty little grip

 

[BullGear]

you can tell hes half a man...
he didnt even shake his hands like they hurt
that means he had dainty little grip

There is nothing more embarrassing than to shake the hand of a male and it feel like your shaking the hand of a 12 year old girl. I was taught that you shook hands with a man like he's your enemy and you shake the hands of a lady like you're leading her to bed.

 

[lash]

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Empty.

 

[Longshot231]

Good story about Bill Mauldin and Patton:

https://www.defensemedianetwork.com/stories/willie-joes-creator-bill-mauldin-met-blood-guts-patton/

 

[Mwalex]

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USMCentipede

 

[Snake-Eyes]

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Hahahahaha that brings back frustrating memories. You're trying to focus so intently, you can actually hear your neck creak and your heart beating, did a mouse fart door?... then some computerized asshole voice chimes in at Volume ELEVEN:
"You are pressing the button when there is no tone..."

Thanks, Dick. Now I'm fucking deaf for the next 3-minutes. Problem solved.

 

[Garvey]

Hahahahaha that brings back frustrating memories. You're trying to focus so intently, you can actually hear your neck creak and your heart beating, did a mouse fart door?... then some computerized asshole voice chimes in at Volume ELEVEN:
"You are pressing the button when there is no tone..."

Thanks, Dick. Now I'm fucking deaf for the next 3-minutes. Problem solved.

FD makes us do an annual physical every year. This year will be the 18th time I've had one, and it has never changed. I've got the timing down to where my test results are better than reality. Doc says "well, you have bionic hearing". Cool, see you next year.

Member the vision test on "Space Cowboy's"?

 

[Laseredge]

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Good story about Bill Mauldin and Patton:

https://www.defensemedianetwork.com/stories/willie-joes-creator-bill-mauldin-met-blood-guts-patton/

I used to have “Up Front” and read it many times. I still remember most of the cartoons.
Great story, thanks.

 

[hermosabeach]

removed ears and nose so he can look like a skull

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

FD makes us do an annual physical every year. This year will be the 18th time I've had one, and it has never changed. I've got the timing down to where my test results are better than reality. Doc says "well, you have bionic hearing". Cool, see you next year.

Member the vision test on "Space Cowboy's"?

Bionic? I thought you firemen generally only liked women?



Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Northfl]

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Been there done that every year for the last 15

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Mackay]

Been there done that every year for the last 15

I am hearing a continues beep the last couple of years, does that comply?

 

[Northfl]

I am hearing a continues beep the last couple of years, does that comply?

No sir if it is continuous it is not a beep. It is a ringing or possibly an alarm. May need your head examined??. Wait maybe not ringing. Does it sound like a telephone?? Its ok probably just an alarm of some kind. No need to worry about it

 

[Longshot231]

So I have to ask the question; why didn't they put her in the back seat?

 

[Milo 2.5]

So I have to ask the question; why didn't they put her in the back seat?

She was cuffed behind the back also ??