Florida man strikes again.

[2ndamendfan]

Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Stealing Truck Full of Coffins

 

[WaltHer]

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a devout follower of Florida Man, but after reading this: Thought 'Florida Man' was bad? Check dis: https://www.breitbart.com/crime/201...ling-woman-with-seven-syringes-in-her-vagina/

I'm kinda diggin on Florida Woman too. They don't make them like this where I live.

 

[Veer_G]

Gotta up their game ...

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/florida-man-allegedly-vapes-semen-on-video-nsfw/

 

[Maser]

I'm a simple man. Anytime I see a thread title with the word "Florida" in it and I automatically click and am not disappointed!

 

[Veer_G]

I'm a simple man. Anytime I see a thread title with the word "Florida" in it and I automatically click and am not disappointed!

Gonna get looped on your jizzy Juul, huh?

 

[Mike Casselton]

Was this the guy?

Sorry for the lousy photoshop, I use my phone.

 

[Veer_G]

Was this the guy?

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Sorry for the lousy photoshop, I use my phone.

You get extra credit for the level of image appropriateness. No worries.

 

[Mike Casselton]

You get extra credit for the level of image appropriateness. No worries.

Grade A, or B+?

 

[Veer_G]

Grade A, or B+?

Why, Mike, you're a Grade A everything!

 

[EddieNFL]

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a devout follower of Florida Man, but after reading this: Thought 'Florida Man' was bad? Check dis: https://www.breitbart.com/crime/201...ling-woman-with-seven-syringes-in-her-vagina/

I'm kinda diggin on Florida Woman too. They don't make them like this where I live.

If you don't recognize this in your own area, you must be the (insert state here) Man.

 

[WaltHer]

If you don't recognize this in your own area, you must be the (insert state here) Man.

For sure. We've got some jacked up folk about, but this chick's story gave me a sense of envy. And an odd twinge down south. That's not wrong is it?

 

[Mike Casselton]

Why, Mike, you're a Grade A everything!

You sure know how to make a fella blush.

 

[EddieNFL]

For sure. We've got some jacked up folk about, but this chick's story gave me a sense of envy. And an odd twinge down south. That's not wrong is it?

Wrong? No. Worrisome? Maybe.

 

[EddieNFL]

Florida Man GoFundMe

You guys wanna kick in?

 

[EddieNFL]

Florida Matrix Man

 

[FS1]

As a Florida man I can say these are the amateurs. Wait till we send the big guns.

 

[Maxduty]

Is this our resident intellectual?

 

[Veer_G]

Is this our resident intellectual?
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No, but I admire them. Hell, if I had a sister, I'd let her strap-on him half to death.