Fathers' Day Story
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Not when my phone goes off at 0340. Sasquatch can't tell time.
So Sasquatch is a female? And was calling you for a booty call? At 3:40 in the morning? And it made you think of this story in NY? So that made you think of all of us? And you wanted to share both of your stories? You guys are studs! ?
You make an awful lot of assumptions.
That's the only way you can get from 'there' to 'here'.
This would cure the above:
We calibrated ours with a dollar bill before getting to business.
Wanted the bill to just pass through for proper setting.
R
We calibrated ours with a dollar bill before getting to business.
Wanted the bill to just pass through for proper setting.
R
You should try using auto-Correct with a phone looking for Spanish as its input language.
My phone doesn't seem to understand that US English is the language I've selected.
It's constantly trying to input French, Spanish, Tagalog, Japanese and a host of others instead of English.
BTW, I call it auto-incorrect.
No matter how many times I input that as a word, it won't auto fill.
I think the programmers are fucking with us.
I turned that crap off. Easier to guess what my mis-spelling is than what some computer thinks.....
@Veer_G. I would be happy to text the Sasquatch a few days in a row at 0430 or 0500 Mountain time. Might remind his hillbilly behind that other people may have differing sleep schedules.....
@Veer_G. I would be happy to text the Sasquatch a few days in a row at 0430 or 0500 Mountain time. Might remind his hillbilly behind that other people may have differing sleep schedules.....
I turned that crap off. Easier to guess what my mis-spelling is than what some computer thinks.....
@Veer_G. I would be happy to text the Sasquatch a few days in a row at 0430 or 0500 Mountain time. Might remind his hillbilly behind that other people may have differing sleep schedules.....
LMAO. I can roll with mid-morning BS sessions every once in a while. Let's just say that it's a good thing that it was the weekend.
You see, he's a good sport, and he gets the whole back-and-forth thing. That said, if he ever figures out Photoshop, my ass is probably grass.
Because I have weird sleep habits I have had a chance to have conversations with said large forest mammal at such hours of the night. Calling him at those hours will just get him excited he has a friend. Noon in any North American time zone would do the trick I am pretty sure.
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This jives with the stuff the weird lady told me about sasquatch. Were the ones you talked to black as well?
With 100% respect to your head gear. POMTLMAO = Pulling On My Turban LMAO? Now I am LMAO.
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I figured it was something crazy like "Preparing my onion marmalade tacos LMAO".
Nope. Albino, 1/2 crippled, smelled of sulfur or rotten eggs (not unlike some kind of liquid petroleum product), alcohol and rye bred. Also its (I saw no genitalia) one shoulder seemed to have been injured in a fall sometime in the past.
Ugly as all hell, but just as nice.
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Nah... The weird lady rolled up one day asking me if I'd seen her horses. She went on about how one of her horses got shot by a hunter but no one fessed up to it. I assured her it wasn't anyone of our guys. Then she started going on about sasquatch, how they were black, and had red eyes. Were very emotional critters and pretty shy. Once you get to know them, though... Ooooohhhhweeee....
About an hour and a half later I caught up with my boss (he's black), walking down the road with his red light on.
The detail in this woman's description was pretty good, so I thought at first maybe she's really seen something...
Then I seen that, and I wasn't so sure.
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